WOOOWW a PG-13 rating?!?!  *Dies of shock*

Okay, here's the legendary WARNER BROS. sigma.  Yup.  As always, it's creeepppy.  Seriously, folks, whose idea was this?!  Reminds me of the Corpse Bride, or the Black Death Movie Which Hasn't Been Out Yet And Won't Ever Be And Many People Died From It Hence The Death In The Movie Title Twice.

Forgive me for saying this, but is that a PLASTIC skull??  hmmm.  And you would think that the art department would have better supplies.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.  You know... In case we didn't know.... *rolls eyes*  We don't wanna see this!  We wanna see Harry!!!

Ugly old man?  He must be good.... and therefore must die!  Mwahhahaha!  You'll see the trend of the old, ugly men dying... More later.

Whoa.  Hottie alert!  Seriously, am I the only person who thinks he is hot?  In fact...

Yeah!  Ooookay, moving on.

Told you he'd die!

But never the matter.  We got right to the first Squee! scene of the movie, with this insanely cute candle scene.  Yup, that's Hermione's hand.  Yup, that candle is about to fall over on Harry, harming his perfect head.  Oh well, it's the thought that counts...

Harry: "OMG!  Hermione!  WHOA!  You look great!!!!  But just for emphasis, lemme put on my glasses."

Hermione:  "Is that better?"

Harry:  "Wow you look sexy/beautiful/whoa! in those clingy clothes!  Pink is SO in!"

Hermione:  "I know.  Look how much I care for you.  I have a candle!  *Squee!*"

Hermione:  "Get up, you worthless piece of crap!"

Ron:  "Hey!  I'm not a piece of crap!  Is this going to be like last year where you two ignore me and then sneak into a corner to make out?"

Hermione:  "Yup.  Seems to be."

Uh oh.  Another hottie.  That means.... death!  Just wait and see.

And to make things worse, I think the girls like him.  He's DEFINITELY a goner.

Harry:  "My girl likes him.  I can tell by their drooling."

Amos:  "Ummm.... Ooookayy....."

Harry:  "I'll make you a little deal..... kill off Cedric before the end of the movie, and I'll buy a new wardrobe for you."

...

"Deal!"

So then we get to THIS little scene.  Okay, Harry is on the OTHER side of the hill.  Hermione doesn't like this arrangement.

And so she leaves her nice spot by the boot to get next to Harry, who has been evilly plotting and had been lagging behind.

Lookit!  She's even turned to look at him.  More like stare at him in a stalkerish way, but it's still cute.  Ginny is feeling sad, though.  =(

But it was worth it!  Look how close they are together!  Yay for Hermione and her quick calculations as to where to stand!

Hermione:  "DARN!!  THIS WASN'T PART OF THE PLAN!  HAARRRYYYYY!!!"

Ron:  "I'm being ignored again as the sidekick."  *cries*

When they land, Hermione is happy.  Now she can be camping with Harry!

Hermione:  "Now I can be camping with you, Harry!"

Harry:  "That's great, baby!  Finally, now we can snog in peace!  Last time we were interrupted by that werewolf.  That was horrible."

Ron:  "EWW!  I DON'T need to know this."