Ron *thinks*  Harry.  He always gets EVERYTHING.  That evil slimy git who is evil, slimy, and gittish.  >.<

DD:  "Yo, man, Harrymaster!  I tink dat yo' homie iz dissin' yah!"

Harry:  "Sorry, what?"

DD:  "I previously stated but a few seconds ago that I am concerned about the wellbeing of the friendship between you and Mr. Ronald Weasley."

Do you ever have the feeling that your Potions master is checking out your rear end?  Yeah.  Harry is having that same feeling right now.

You ever have the feeling that a teacher likes you?  Harry is getting that vibe.  And it's making McGonagall's lover, Mad Eye, very upset.

Mad Eye:  "I am very upset."

*three champions strike a model pose!*

Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh DUMBLEDORE!  Here he comes, to save the dayyyyy!

Okay, slow down old man!  You're going to break something!

*chokes Harry*  Okay, was I the only one screaming for Harry's life?!?

DD:  "Yo, man, did you enter yah name into dah Goblet 'f Fire?!"

Harry:  "What?  No!"

Dumbledore:  "U KNO, MAN, WHUT COULD HAPPEN, YO?!"

Harry:  "Ummm... are we still speaking English here?"

Dumbledore:  "LOOK AT MUH WARTZ!  THEY IZ HIDEOUS!"

*all stare at wart*

*later*

McGonagall:  "Dumbledore... due to your wart, I think I'm going to be hanging out with Snape for a while."

Snape:  *thinks*  "Darn.  There goes my chances with Potter!  Oh well.  Minerva, baby, I am always by your side!"

Mad Eye:  *casts evil look on Snape*

He makes Dumbledore change bodies with him, and so this Dumbledore is really Moody who is really Barty Crouch Jr.  Whew!

Later...

Ron:  "Harry, how COULD you?!"

Harry:  "Ummm...?"

Harry:  "Dude!  Did you find out my secret plan to win over Hermione by winning this tournament?!"

Ron:  "WHAT?!  I was going to say that you ate the last Cheesy-Poof, but this is WAY below the belt!  You meany-poo!"

Harry:  *gasps!*

Ron:  "And may your head itch tonight!"  *snores*

Harry:  *itch itch*

Later:

Rita:  "Hey, I'm Rita Skeeter.  Look at me lick my teeth!"

Rita:  "And slap this girl!"

Fleur:  "... Ouch."

Rita:  "But I think I like YOU, Harry."

Harry:  "Shoot."

Cedric:  *thinks*  Huh.  This is weird...  That is DEFINITELY a wig!  I know these things, being a male model and everything...