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Say what?! Curious to know what these people are actually thinking?
Guy with headphones: "Wow, Rupert, you really look like a girl today." Emma: "HAHAHHA!" *snorts* Dan: "Zzzzzzz. Ahh! I'm awake, I'm awake!"
Ron: "I am Ronald Weasley, son of Arthur Weasley. You stole my girlfriend. PREPARE TO DIE!"
Harry: "So, apparently if I stare at this for thirty minutes, a beautiful girl will come out!" *30 minutes later... out comes Ron* Harry: "AHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Harry: "No, no no. You're doing it all wrong!! THIS is how you hold a wand, stupid." Cho: *flirts* "Ooooh! I see." Ron: "See what?" *looks up* Harry: "Seriously, you are in your 6th year and you STILL can't hold a wand properly." Cho: *flirts* "Well, you see, I've... er... persuaded our professors to give me good grades. Especially Snape." Harry: "EWW! Bad mental image there." Ron: "I still don't see anything!!!"
Emma: *in a flirty tone* "Dan, this milkshake is oh-so-good. Wouldn't you like a sip? Just come over here and let Mama take care of you." Dan: *from side* "WHAT THE HECK?!!??! Who are you?!?!" Emma: "Don't you recognize me?!?!" Dan: "TOO SLEAZY, TOO SLEAZY!"
Dan: "YES, I have finally found the best workout for me! Just 50 of these weight-lifts and I'm all set!" Random guy: *from side* "Uh... you do realize that you actually NEED to be holding weights to do this...?"
Dan: "And here's the wind-up, and then the pitch- andddd YOU'RE OUT! Hahha, I love baseball!" Random guy: *from side* "Uh... you do realize that you actually NEED to be holding a baseball to do this...?" Dan: "Oh, @#*$(@$! Not again!!!"
Dan: "Uh.... is it raining, or is it just me?"
Dan: "Gosh, am I confused. And what happened to my umbrella? Ella, ella, hey hey, hey hey hey!" Emma: *from side* "OMG NOT THAT SONG AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!"
Dan: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT PUDDLE!" Emma: "Yes, Dan, I know. You've been pointing out that puddle for the last half-hour. How about you do something useful and loan me your coat?"
Emma: "How about now, Dan? Wanna come over and....?" Dan: "AHHH! TOO SLEAZY, TOO SLEAZY! What happened to my Emma?!?!?!?!"
Emma: "Fine, is this better? Look, we even match. And no sleazy-ness involved!" Dan: "Holy crap, I match you! And is this a girl's over-shirt?!?!?! Oh wait, phone call. Lemme take this." Guy on left: "You do realize that you need a PHONE to take a call...." Dan: "Arggg, not AGAIN!"
Hermione: "According to your palm... you will receive two bites from a Grindylow, fall off your broom, accidentally ingest 4 gallons of curdled milk, be eaten alive and then spat out again by a rabbit with rabies, get run over by a truck that's going down the highway 79 MPH with no way of stopping save for slightly slowing down when they run you over, and then finally you will go out with GInny." Harry: "OMG BADDD! I have to go out with Ginny?!"
Emma: "Erm.... my kitty isn't moving... is it supposed to be playing dead...?" Rupert: *eats fingers* Dan: "Emma, did I ever tell you how nice your butt looks in that dress?" Emma: "Yes. Many times." Dan: "Oh, right...." *blushes*
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