DD:  "Another year comes, and another year we still haven't replaced this owl."

Owl:  "I'm solid gold, man!  Yeeeoooww!"

Hermione:  "Honestly, tell me the truth.  Does my chin look bigger to you?  Don't lie to me!"

Harry:  "OMG THAT OWL IS MADE OF SOLID GOLD!"

Owl:  "Gold, baby!"

DD:  "My, my.  We really ought to get this owl replaced.... where is Filtch when you need him?"

Owl:  "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEOWWW!"

Snape:  "I'm bored."

Umbridge:  "Let's play a clapping game!  If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!  If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!  Now you try!"

Snape:  "I rather not..."

Umbridge:  "Suit yourself!  I'm going to teach the whole school this song!"

McGonagall:  "Oh god."

Umbridge:  "Ready, dear students?  If.... you're.... happy and you know it clap your hands!"

Students: "..."

Umbridge:  "C'mon, now!  If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!"

Twin 1:  "WTF?  As if."

Twin 2:  "Yeah, like, who still does *this* lame clapping game?"

Umbridge:  "If you're happy and you know it then your face will surely show it..."

Students:  "...."

Seamus:  "Wow, my face must be showing it a lot...."

Umbridge:  "If... you're.... happy and you know it clap your hands!  There, now, that wasn't so bad!"

Ron:  "OMG I KNOW THIS SONG!  WOW!"

Harry and Hermione:  "...."

Harry:  "At least her singing is over..."

Hermione:  "No kidding."

Umbridge:  "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round!"

Hermione: "OMG SHUT UP YOU OLD HAG!  I JUST WANT TO EAT MY FOOOOOOOOD!"

Harry:  "?!?!?!"

Filtch:  "Didja call fer me?"

Cat:  "MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!"

DD:  "Yeah, like, 20 minutes ago.  BEFORE that hag started singing."

Owl:  "YEEEOOOW!  I'M STILL IN THE SCENE!"

DD: "Not for long.  We're about to cut this short and jump ahead to a pic of a castle."

Owl:  *cries*

Wow, DD was actually right about something.  Imagine that.

BTW, I would totally NOT send my kids here.  This is obviously a very fake looking building.  And it's much too blue!  Maybe the Smurfs can live here, but actual students?  No thanks.  We prefer colors in my family.  And you know... real buildings...

Harry:  "I feel like I'm getting some strange looks..."

Girl:  "Eww."

Boy in middle:  "Geez, man!"

Seamus:  "How could you do this to yourself?  It's embarrassing."

Harry:  "I am SICK of everyone ragging on me for having a gay trial.  Believe it or not, folks, I was ruled NOT GAY.  So if everyone could just lay off me for a second!!!"

Seamus:  "Hey, man.  I was just going to point out that your fly was down..."

Harry:  "Oh...." *pulls up pant's zipper*

Soon...

Ron:  "Uh... Harry... what are you doing?"

Harry:  "Oh, you know.  Trying to hang myself because of all of this embarrassment..."

Ron:  "Well, that's not going to work.  I've tried at least three times."

Harry:  "Oh.... pity."

Ron:  "I don't know why you're so upset.  All you did is forget to zip up your pants.  I am forgotten about half of the time.  Or rather 7/8ths of the time.  I haven't had a girlfriend since the second grade, I have a mad crush on YOUR girlfriend, my face is unattractive, and I only have hand me down robes!"

Harry:  "Wow, you do suck.  I feel better now!  Thanks, sidekick!"

Ron:  "Yup...  Anytime..." *goes off to cry*