Ron: "Harry, I am depressed.  I feel like crap, my hair has gotten to be a laughing joke of our class, and I have been told that I look like a pretty Anime girl."

Harry: "Whatever.  The radio just predicted that the girl standing closest to us will turn into a man at the strike of midnight."

Harry:  "OMG IT'S MIDNIGHT!  I don't want to see who the unfortunate girl is!"

Ron: "OMG IT WAS HERMIONE!"

Harry: "OMG I KISSED A NOW BOY?!?!?!"

Hermione: "Oh, shut up you two.  Shouldn't you be studying or something?"

Harry: "NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE TO ME THAT YOU ARE NOT A BOY."  *evil glare*

Sirius: "I believe I can help out the situation."

*drumroll please!*

Sirius: "Thanks for the drumroll.  Anyway, think of ways for her to -show- you that she is indeed still a girl."

Hermione: "Harry, I am NOT lifting up my shirt to prove to you that I am a girl..."

Harry: "SIRIUS!!!! She is still underage!  Don't you think for a MINUTE that you are going to see her without a shirt on!"

Ron: "Wait, I don't get it.  What's under her shirt...?"

Hermione: "Um.... nothing, Ronald."

Ron: "You're not telling me." *pouts*

Sirius: "Well, I'd love to stay, but you can hardly see my face in the fire.  And it's really hot in here.  And I have an itch on my nose.  So, ttyl brb g2g ttfn l8rz afk bai."

Hermione: "Uh... what did he say?"

Harry: "I think it was something from what the Muggles call the Interwebs."

Harry: "The Interwebs is a mysterious and wonderful place where you can find just about anything you want... Simply move around a keyboard and type on a mouse and all of your dreams will come true."

Ron: "Oh, that's the Interwebs?  I go on there all the time to online shop! I can get a great deal on handbags and nail polish."

Hermione: "... what??"

Ron: "Nothing."

Hermione: "I feel like something is pulling my face upwards."

Harry: "Me too."

Ron: "What?  I always look like this."

Hermione: "Harry, why must you always be a follower?  I tilt my head up, and you follow right away."

Harry: "DO NOT!"

Hermione: "And don't get me started on what your personal habits are!"

Harry: "I don't have bad personal habits!"

Hermione: "YES YOU DO! You also leave the toilet seat up, you forget to flush, and you never wash your hands!"  *leaves room*

Harry: "God, what's up with her?"

Ron: "I dunno, but I can tell you one thing.... she's definitely still a girl."

Uh.... what the heck is this and why is it in the movie?  Oh, yes, directors.  Let's have a random moment of the film have THIS in here, but not have, like, S.P.E.W. or OTHER important plotlines of the film in here.  Brilliant.

Hey, maybe if you squint enough, we can make out a house elf right here.

Or maybe even here.

C'mon, directors!  These random scenes are complete crap.  I don't even know what in the world this is, anyway!  Hey, maybe it's NOT in the world.  Maybe it's like in Men in Black with the "Galaxy is on Orion's belt!"  Oh yeah, I see it now!  There's the galaxy!  *rolls eyes*

Soon...

Ron: "Oh, look, the Hog's Head.  This is a very important scene."

Ron: "See, we have a rat."

Rat: *squeaks* I'm part of a movie! whee!

Ron: "We also have some floorboards."

Floorboards: "OMG we're part of a movie! whee!"

Ron: "And a bad camera angle of all of us.  Yup, this movie has it all."

Hermione: "Harry, honey, do you hear something?"

Harry: "Not a bit, sweetie."

Ron: *cries*