Ron:  "OH BOY!"

Ginny:  "Uh..... Ron.... why are you looking at PlayWitch?"

Ron:  "Do you think any of these pictures are... er.... photoshopped?"

Ginny:  "Ron, stop looking at porn!  And it's porn for women, too, aka boys such as yourself should NOT be reading it."

Ron: "Hey, I'm just reading it for the articles and- OMG THAT HAD TO BE PHOTOSHOPPED!"

Hermione:  "Reading porn at the breakfast table is extremely inappropriate, Ronald."

Ron:  "But it's PlayWitch!"

Hermione:  "Is it the Super-Special edition?"

Ron: "Yeah.... why?"

Hermione: "Oh, nothing.  Just the fact that Harry posed for that one.  And no, it's NOT photoshopped."

Ron: "OMG WHAT?!?!?!?!?"

Boy on right: "Ew, sick, dude!  You're looking at Harry's sorcerer stones?!?!"

Harry:  "Er.... what are you all looking at?"

Hermione:  "You didn't tell Ron that you posed nude for PlayWitch?"

Harry: "It never came up.  And that's a girl magazine..."

Hermione: *grins* "Well, it looks like Ron got an eye-full of SOMETHING."

Ron:  "Harry, I will never look at you the same way again. I feel sick."

Harry: "Next time, stick with BOY magazines, yes? It makes me uncomfortable to know that you have been looking at my, well, you know."

Hermione: "It's okay, I think Ron has learned his lesson.  Haven't you?"

Ron: *throws up*

Later...

Harry:  "Uh oh, something looks like Trouble on the stairs."

Well, what do you know?

Umbridge: "I'm telling you, I won that boardgame!"

McGonagall: "No, I did!"

Umbridge:  "Nuh uh!"

Umbridge: "I was the pink piece, and the pink pieces made it to the end line FIRST."

McGonagall: "I don't know what you were playing, but there ARE no pink pieces in Trouble!"

Umbridge: "I still won!  So there!"

Umbridge: "I even made the front page!  'New Era Dawns at Hogwarts- Umbridge defeats McGonagall in Trouble"

McGonagall: "That's not even what it says!"

Umbridge:  "I even got new pink shoes because I won!"

*insert pink shoes*

McGonagall: "Whatever.  You're retarded and so therefore I'm going to leave you right now."

Umbridge: "Ha! I win!"

Umbridge: "Row row row your boat! Gently down the stream! Merrily merrily merrily, life is but a dream!"

Later...

Snape: "Why do I feel like there is a little woman standing behind me..." <-- say that in Snape's tone

Umbridge: "I haven't the slightest what you are talking about."

Snape: "And what are you all snickering about?!?"

Ron: "Your voice!"

Snape: "W/e fool."

Later...

Umbridge: "My sleeve feels funny. Will you take a look?"

Weasley Twin: "Uh.... no."

Umbridge: "PLEASEEEE?"

Weasley Twin: "Uh.... no."

Umbridge: "I am so pretty."

Weasley twin: "Uh.... no."

Later...

Umbridge: "Why is my face so distorted?"

Umbridge: "Oh well. Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, jingle all the way!"