Hermione: "I don't understand how within .5 seconds we can go from this scene..."

Hermione: "To this scene."

Harry: "Wow, you DO look freaked out this."

Hermione: "No, I always look like this.  And sit down, honey, and let me do all of the talking."

Harry: ". . . I thought we were in here to do stuff that we aren't allowed to do at Hogwarts." *pouts*

Crowd: ". . ."

Ginny: "Harry, how COULD you??"

Hermione: "Uh... what Harry MEANT was.... er.... I think he should teach us all how to do magic tricks.  Because... we can't do that.... at Hogwarts....?"

Hermione: "Though I sure wouldn't say no to kissing him a lot right now."

Crowd: ". . ."

George Weasley: "Hermione, how COULD you??"

Boy: "Look, if all you gathered us in here for was just to tell us how great a kisser Harry is, don't bother.  We alllll already know."

Ron: "Wait, what?"

Boy: "Uh.... nothing...."

Harry: *glares*

Ginny: "Hey, I thought I was the most promiscuous one in here... after all, I've made out with nearly every boy here at Hogwarts.  Slut, ho, I've been called them all."

Cho: "Well, you forgot a few more.  Like b-"

Ginny: "Don't say that word!  Not in front of the children!"

Harry: "This is stupid.  Let's just get out of here before some bad language comes up."

Hermione: "I like how close you are to my face."

Harry: "Oh.  Well, yeah, me too."

Hermione: "Look, let's just call off this meeting and make out, okay?"

Harry: "I like that you are touching my arm with your hand."

Hermione: "Oh.  Well, yeah, me too."

Harry: "Okay, everybody, clear out.  There is... um... poisonous gas.... circulating the room.  You all need to get out of here ASAP.  No joke."

Dean: "But I don't see any poisonous gas!"

Harry: "Yes there is!"

Hermione: "Actually there isn't.  We just want to make out."

Twins: ". . . right."

Hermione: "Sorry, was I too forward with that?"

Harry: "No, it's okay.  We can finally snog now." *grins*

Boy: "But wait, what about the magic tricks?  I wanted to learn some."  =(

Harry: "Look, kid.  I don't mean to be rude, but I just want you all out of here.  How about you all sign a list or something and we can all randomly get together later in the year or something?  Okay?  And if you sign and get out RIGHT NOW, then I will personally buy you all a piece of chocolate from Honeydukes and bring it to you tomorrow."

Girls: "We love chocolate!  Me next, me next!"

Harry: *thinks* YES!  This plan is working! *grins*

Later...

Ginny: "God, I could kill someone right now!  Hermione and Harry got to kiss for HOURS and all WE got was a promise of chocolate!  WHO CARES?!"

Neville: "Well, I like chocolate..."

Ginny: "I'm still pissed off!!"

Neville: "It's not like you aren't kissing anybody.  Aren't you the school's slut?"

Ginny: "NO I'M NOT!  And stop saying that!"

Twin: "More like the school's b-"

Ginny: "SHUT UP!"