Later...

Neville: "Boy, I really gotta go pee."

Neville: "Huh.  I've never been to THIS bathroom before.  And it's obvious that it's a bathroom, because why else would it be here?"

Hermione: "Darn it!  How did the scene change so fast again??"

Neville: "This wasn't a bathroom??  Nooooooooo!"

Harry: "We've only known about this place for like 5 years.  C'mon now!"

Neville: "And here I thought I was being useful for once..." *sigh*

Hermione: "It's okay... I don't know why we are here, either. The directors keep putting these scenes wayyyy too close together.  We had time for all of the scenery shots beforehand, but nowwwwww we are just cramming in scenes before we hit 3 hours."

Harry: "Wow, this room is disgusting."

Hermione: "Were you even listening??"

Harry: "What?"

Later....

Harry: "Okay, Neville, let's learn some magic tricks!  We are going to make George Bush appear out of thin air.  Can you do it?"

Neville: "I guess so..."

George Bush: "RAWRRRRRRR!"

Neville: ". . . was that not right?"

Harry: "Not even close."

Hermione: "Oh boy, I feel a scene change coming up!"

Umbridge: "Is there a problem, Ms. Granger?"

Hermione: "I just don't see the logic of us coming back here.  Again.  I mean, how many quick scene changes are there going to be?"

Umbridge: "What are you talking about?  Oh, is this a new song? I myself prefer 'Rock a bye babbbby, in the tree top!  When the wind blows, the cradle will rockkkk."

Cho: "I forgot where the room was... uh... does anybody know?"

Girl behind her: *shrugs* "I'm sure we'll magically arrive there in a few seconds."

Cho: "Ooooooooh snap."

Little boy: "I have this bad feeling that I'm going to be pushed into the fire-pit.  I mean, why are we practicing magic here?  I'm obviously going to fall backwards into it!"

Harry: "Oh, no, you'll be fine."

Boy: "AHHHH!!!!"

Everybody else: "Oh no!  Harry fell down the other way!"

Boy: "WHAT ABOUT ME?!?!?! I'm being BURNT TO DEATH HERE!"

Harry: "Hard mirrors as a cushion... not my best idea..."

Hermione: "Omigosh, Harry, are you okay??"

Harry: "Yeah... I just need a kiss from you to feel better."

Hermione: "I'm coming, babe!"

Little boy in fire: "HEY!!! What about ME?!?!"

Uh... okay..... this is..... well..... are we interrupting something?  I don't think we should be staring at this poor man eating a sandwich.  Perhaps we should just move on.  Yes?  Yes!

Ron: "Hey, can we duel so that I will seem like more of a man to all of the girls who are watching?  I think that I can take you down, even though you are obviously 100x better than I am in all forms of magic.  I still don't know why I'm not choosing Neville, as he could possibly be worse than I am, but this is going to prove myself.  You know... fighting a girl."

Hermione: "Sure, I guess.  This will be the one scene that R/Hr shippers can take home, because they like the fact that we argue a lot. So we can argue and fight, just like how they want, because of COURSE that is the foundation for a working relationship, no?"

Ron: "Uh...... I like cheese?"

Hermione: "Exactly!"

Girl Twin: "HA!  Aren't R/Hr shippers insane? Of course fighting is not the basis for a relationship!  How could you be so stupid? You need care and compassion!  If you are fighting about the little things, then what is going to happen when a big event comes up?"

Luna: "Man, I want me a piece of that redhead. I fully support Luna/Ron shippers!"

Neville: "Uh... I still have to go pee..."

Hermione: "Neville, get out of the way!  I have to prove to R/Hr shippers that I have no regrets in slapping around Ron.  If it was Harry, I would do no such thing.  How could I ever hurt him?  But Ron.... this should be fun!"

Neville: "Go Ron!  I gotta go, though, too.  Just in a different way... WHERE ARE THOSE TOILETS?!"

Guy in middle: "I wish I was cooler..." *sigh*

Hermione: "KABOOOOM!"

Ron: "AHHHH!"

Neville: "Ouch, that looks like that hurt."

Guy in middle: "Er... what is that pool of liquid that I feel around my shoes...?"

Neville: "OOPS!  I guess I got overly excited... uhhh... where's the toilet paper?"

Hermione: "Hey, let's all point and laugh at R/Hr shippers again!"

All: *laugh*

Girl on right: "And let's laugh at Ginny, who is a b-"

Ginny: "SHUT UP!"

Okay, seriously guys.  Let's stop looking at this poor old man eat a sandwich.  He will likely do something horrible if we keep watching him.

Filtch: "I am SICK of you all watching me eat!  It's pay back time!  I now set up a RULE that says STOP LOOKING AT ME ENJOY MY SANDWICH!"

Well, geez.  I guess he wasn't joking.  LOL.