Later...

Harry: "Wow, Neville, your arm is, like, LONG."

Neville: "I KNOW, right? It's like growing ever-larger, too!"

Boy in middle: "Darn it.  My head is shrinking.  Greattttt."

Harry: "OMG I have to tell someone about Neville!  His arm is reaching unforeseen lengths!  Hermione!! HERMIONE!"  *runs to try and find her*

Ginny: "Hermione left a while ago.  She said something about getting out of her school clothes and getting to something more 'comfortable.'  What does that mean?"

Harry: "You should know, you tramp.  AND WHAT IS THAT FLOATING UP THERE?!"

Little Boy: "HARRY!! I do NOT like being part of your Defense Against the Dark Arts club! NO NO NO!!  Why am *I* always the one to get hurt?!  First I was thrown into a fireplace, and NOW I'm dangling from a chandelier?!  I hate my life."

Harry: "Do you STILL not know how to hold a wand, Cho?!"

Cho: "Uh.... I thought this was called a Magical Stick..." *oinks*

Ron: "OH SNAP, I am better at magic than Cho is! YES!"

Harry: "WHOA, did you just OINK?  Like a pig??"

Cho: "Is that weird?"

Ron: *tries to look Asian*

Cho: "You know, it's really offensive to try and look Asian like that."

Ron: "You know, it's really offense to act like a pig."

Meanwhile, Filtch has a secret admirer!  Notice the chocolates!  Awwwww, has he found love at last?

Oh no, the chocolates made him grow boils all over his face!!!!!   What evil monster would do this?!

Well actually... upon closer inspection... I see no difference in his facial appearance.  Never mind.

Girl: "Wait, WHO AM I?!  Why am I in this movie?!  What's going on?!!"

Guy (Girl?): "It's okay.  I'm also randomly in here.  And I can't tell if I'm a boy or a girl!  I'm so sad!"

Luna: "I'm a ghost!  Booooooooooo!"

Flitch: "Lookey-here, boys!  We caught ourselves a ghost!"

Malfoy: "Excellent."

Other two boys: "Why are we on the bottom?" =(

Filtch: "CHARGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!"

Malfoy: "Whee!"

Boy on right: "I sure hope we don't run into a broom closet!"

Oooh, like THAT wasn't expected.  *rolls eyes*

Ginny: "I'M GOING TO PRETEND TO BE DOING A SPELL!  EXPECTO POTATOES!"

. . .  OMG DID GINNY BLOW UP?!

Ginny: "HA! I'm not dead!"

All the other Weasleys: "Darn."  *sigh*

Neville: "WHO ARE YOU ALL AND WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ME?!"

Girls: *touch touch touch touch!*

Harry: "Well, right about now, you all must be wondering why my shirt is always sticking out like this."

Girls: "No, but... we'll help you button it up!" *grin*

Ron: "Hey, Harry, if you let them button up your shirt... can I have a few to button up my pants?"

Harry: "... eww WHAT?!"

Hermione: "Harry, if they touch ONE HAND on you, then I'll slap them all!" *fake smile*

Harry: "Uh... sorry girls... but you all will have to leave now."

Hermione: "That's my boy!"

Ginny: "Even me...?"

Harry: "ESPECIALLY YOU!"

Ginny: "I hate you all!!"

Harry: "Uh... Cho?  You're going to have to leave, too."

Cho: "What, oink, are you oinking... er... talking about?"

Harry: "I can't have you acting like that in front of my girlfriend!  SHE'S the only one who is allowed to button up my shirts!"

Cho: "But.... can your girlfriend do THIS?!" *kisses*

Harry: "Uh... yeah.  About 100x better in fact.  And why would you do that?"

Cho: "I dunno!!!" *oinks!*

Later...

Hermione: "Where could Harry be?!  He was supposed to meet me here 30 minutes ago!"  *cries*

Ron: "Hahaha you look funny with your hair back like that."

Harry: "Hermione, I'm right here.  What's the matter?"