Hermione: "Would you tell Harry that I don't enjoy him kissing other girls?!"

Ron: "I'm not an owl!"

Hermione: "Ron, that is MY line!"

Ron: "Uh... whatever."

Hermione: "Would you tell Harry that I don't appreciate you stealing my movie lines?"

Harry: "Hermione, I love you."

Hermione: "HAHAHAHHAH THAT'S SO FUNNY!!!!!!!"

Ron: "Your laughter repulses me."

Hermione: "HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!"

Later...

You can tell that Harry is having a bad dream because he is sweaty, is blurred, and has no glasses.  I wonder what this one is about?

Uh... reallllly nice dream, Harry.  A bloody Mr. Weasley.  Well, at least he isn't dreaming of sunsets and rainbows and unicorns....

McGonagall: "I must tell Dumbledore about your dream!"

Harry: "Why?"

McGonagall: "Because I want to seem important, darn it!"

Harry: "Understood.  I could have at least changed shirts, though... I'm sweating like a monkey in the middle of a desert with an itchy backside and-"

Ginny: "I'm in a chair!  Holla!"

Dumbledore: "Hey, foo! The gangsta fo sho DD has arrived! And man, iz I alive, yo!"

Harry: "You look like a monkey in the middle of a desert with an itchy backside!"

Later (again... sorry, I just happen to like the word later.  Is that a crime?!?)

Snape: "Potter.... I will go into your inner most secrets."

Harry: "K,"

Snape: "No, seriously. I will look deep into all of your memories and see if I can use one to make fun of you.  Or expel you."

Harry: "Whatever."

Snape: "I will see exactly what you and Ms. Granger are up to in Potions class!"

Harry: *gasp!* "You wouldn't!"

Snape: "This is for all of the times that you laughed about my greasy hair and hooked nose!!!!!  WANDO PREMO SOIDUF WEODCAS!"

Harry: "WRONG SPELL, WRONG SPELL!"

Snape: "Oops, my bad.  That was the 'act like an idiot and look upwards' spell.  I meant.... EYE SPY WHY FLY!"

Harry: "Great.  I have become a giant eye.  Thanks."

Snape: "Bah.  I give up.  I'll get back to you when I actually know what I'm doing."

Harry: "K."

Ron: "I like your girl scout uniforms."

Twins: "Thanks.  We worked hard to get these badges!"

Ginny: "I thought girl scouts was for little girls, usually age 10 or 12, who go door to door selling cookies and other useless stuff to try and make money for their troupe, and basically buy their way into membership and getting more badges."

Twins: "Did you read that on the teleprompter over there?:

Ginny: "Er.... no....?"

Ron: "Loser."

Mrs. Weasley: "And here is the birthday boy!  Everybody, say hi!"

Might I just add...  EWWWWWWWWWWWW.  That is the worst *birthday boy* I have ever seen.  Are you telling me that they can't poof on some magical COVER UP for his face?!

Ron: "Oh, goodie!  I got a present from Dad!  Even though it's HIS birthday!  OH YAY!  It's another cardboard box!  My favorite!"

Ginny: "I got... uh.... sweater?  Again?  Puh-lease, these things are lameeee."

Ron: "At least I didn't get some gay sweater."

Ginny: "Well, you got a BOX!"

Ron: "But my box can store all of my porn magazines!"

Mr. Weasley: "That's my boy!  Reading porn and then storing it away in a box for later!"

Mrs. Weasley: "Wait, WHAT?!"

Sirius: "I am a ghost!  BOOOOOOOOO!"

Harry: "Er.,, you aren't dead yet.  That happens at the end of the movie."

Sirius: "Touché.  But, how about you go and look for Hermione? I bet she will be happy to see you."

Hermione: *happy to see Harry*

Harry: "Oh, Hermione, I am happy to see you, too!  Let's go upstairs and-  Uh... you aren't Hermione... so why are you patting my chest?"

Mrs. Weasley: "'cuse me, 'arry, but I'm DRUNK.  YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.  And I gotta throw up.  I'm wastedddddd."

Hermione: "Yes, Harry, let's get out of here!  These two GIRL SCOUTS can even figure out how to tie their scarves!"

Twins: "Well, it's harder than it looks!!!"

Harry: "C'mon Hermione!  This is stupid.  It's not even his birthday."

Hermione: "Okay!"

Sirius: "I can't let you do that, Harry James Potter."

Oh no!  Why won't Sirius let Harry and Hermione cuddle in peace?  Will they ever find some alone time?  Find out in next week's RECAPS!