Harry:  "Look, I'm not going to hand you over to some red-head, Hermione.  Don't you think that I know better?  And if anybody has any objections to that, please don't hesitate to speak up!"

Twins:  "Heyyyyyyyyy Harry!"

Harry:  "Oh no.  What do you two want?"

Twin number 1:  "Well, we just wanted to remind you of all of the flirting that we did with Hermione last year."

Harry:  "Yes, I remember... so?"

Twin number 2: "Oh, nothing.  We just thought that we'd be prats and remind you!"

Later:

*insert in floating ear*

Oh gosh, a floating ear.  What other random things could we POSSIBLY add to this movie?!  Perhaps a hovering eyeball?  Maybe a flying finger?

Hermione:  "You know... the only way this scene could get worse would be if Ginny shows up..."

Harry: "Oh, like that would ever happen!  This is a PG movie, remember?  Not a PG-13."

Ginny:  "Hi guys!"

Twin number 1:  "Crap.  Now it's going to be a PG-13 movie due to 'frightening images' from Ginny's face."

Ron:  "WHOA MY NECK IS LONG!"

Hermione:  "Great.  ANOTHER red-head."

*insert Crookshanks randomly eating the ear*

Hermione:  "NO, Crookshanks, BAD KITTY!  I'm going to have to be the one who pays for that prop, then, if you eat it!  I DON'T WANT TO PAY FOR A REPLACEMENT EAR!"

Harry:  "Yep, the random ear is indeed eaten."

Ron:  "My neck looks completely separated from the rest of my body!  Wow!"

Ginny: *follows Harry*

Harry:  "CUT THAT OUT!"

Ginny:  "Whaaa?  I'm just.... walking behind you..."

Mrs. Weasley:  "GINNY!  Would you kindly STOP following around Harry??  You have been trailing him this whole past week!  And I'm saying this because I need some extra camera time!"

Mrs. Weasley:  "As for YOU, Twin number 2, you should really cut your hair!"

Twin number 2:  "For heaven's sake, Mum, you really ARE trying to get in some more camera time."

Twin number 1:  *somehow face melts into Mom's hair*

Twin number 1: *tries to lick elbow*

Isn't it odd that you can't lick your elbow?  It's also odd that the "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

Mrs. Weasley:  "And for heaven's sake, Ginny, look older than 10 years old!"

Ginny:  "Er... I'm right here, actually."

Mr. Weasley:  "Wow, you DO look like a 10 year old!  That couldn't have been from MY side of the family."

Mrs. Weasley:  "And Ron, don't make me remind you that you look like a little school girl!"

Ron:  "Yes, Mum."

Hermione:  *giggles*

Mrs. Weasley:  "Don't we look like a happy couple??" *fake smiles*

Hermione:  *thinks* Oh, I hope that's me and Harry when we get married.  Well, without the fake smile, that is.  And without being redheads.  And without the ugly clothing...

Hermione:  "Wouldn't we make a lovely married couple, Harry?  Uh... Harry?  Hellllllo?"

Harry:  "OMG IT'S SIRIUS!!!!" *squeals*

Harry:  "SIRIUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

Mr. Weasley:  "Oh, dear, this isn't going to look good for his gay hearing at the Ministry tomorrow..."

Later...

Tonks:  "Hey, Ginny, wanna see me do some impressions?"

Ginny:  "Er... sure...."

Tonks:  "Look at this one!"

Ginny:  "LOL!"

Tonks:  "Aren't I funny?"

Ginny: "Oh, yes, please do another!"

Tonks:  "Okay, look, now I'm an ugly girl named Ginny!  Quack quack!"

Ginny:  "THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" *cries*

Twin number 2:  "Wow, that DOES look like her.  The same quacking noise and everything!  Nice one, Tonks!"

Ginny (from side):  *cries some more*

Harry:  "Uh... not to sound horrible lame, but... whose idea was it to put Hermione on the EXACT other end of the table?  I mean... aren't I supposed to be proving that I'm NOT gay, and I'm sitting next to Kinsley and across from the hot Twins?  Seriously, this isn't working out.  I know we don't have very many girls here, but honestly!"

Hermione:  "Er.... sorry Harry, but if I sit down here then I get shoulder massages, and they are pretty nice."

Mr. Weasley:  "Sorry, Harry, but that was my idea.  The having you sit down here, I mean, not Hermione's shoulder massages."

Sirius:  "Anyone want to play Paper Scissors Rock?"

Kinsley:  "Harry, here is a paper that I thought you should take a look at.  It is about you lying."

Tonks:  *sucks thumb*

Harry:  "The Boy Who Lies?  Honestly, what kind of lame title is THAT for an article?  Who thought of that, anyway?"

Lupin:  "Uh... certainly not me..."  *looks away*