Yup, we are still in the Ministry.  And this guy looks as arrogant as George Bush!  Poor Minister of Magic... he could totally afford to get a better picture of himself.  I mean, why are his hands there?!

Harry:  "Holy crap that man is ugly."

Harry:  "Holy crap I have that same little man next to me."

Little man:  "STOP FOLLOWING ME!"

Harry:  "Uhh... does anybody else see the flying paper airplane...?"

Mr. Weasley:  "It's not good to see flying airplanes, even in the wizarding world."

Harry: "Huh.  That's what Hermione said to me about hearing voices a few years ago.... hmmm..."

Mr. Weasley:  *grins*

Guy with box:  "Wow, I need a shave."

Guy in back:  *raises arms*  "LET'S PARTYYYY!"

Mr. Weasley:  "Wait a minute... I think Kinsley is kissing my ear...  Uh... Let me put on my awkward face and pretend like I don't like this!"

Guy in back:  "CAN WE PARTY NOW?!??!?!  Pleaseee?"

Guy with box:  "I wish my wife didn't leave me..."

Harry:  "OMG LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!" *grabs gate's bars*

Mr. Malfoy:  "*looks sinister*

Minister of Magic: *wears silly hat*

Harry:  "I am so freaked out right now.  I don't want to be told that I'm gay!"

Mr. Weasley:  "It's okay, I'm a bit gay, too."

Harry:  "Uh.... right..." *runs away*

Mr. Weasley:  "Oops.  Guess I shouldn't have told him that..."

Soon...

Harry:  "Uh... hi.  So... how is everyone...?"

Jury:  *silence*

Harry:  "Right.  Uh... sooo... lovely weather we've been having..."

Minister of Magic (M.O.M.):  "For heaven's sake, this isn't a discussion about weather!  This is a discussion about your gay-ness!"

And here is a close up of his face.  God, this is NOT a happy person, is he?

Harry:  "Yes, I know, but... OMG WHO IS BEHIND ME?!?  I just heard someone walk past me, but I don't know who it is!  Who is that?"

Dumbledore:  "Ima sly as a pussy-cat, yo!"

Harry:  "OMG it was Dumbledore!" *squeals*  "I am good at this game!"

Dumbledore:  "Sup."

Harry:  "I am as happy as a little school girl!"

Dumbledore:  "Thatz wut Ima here fer, home-boi."

M.O.M.: "Oh, such a happy topic.  Now, Harry, does Dumbledore always make you feel happy?  Do you feel the butterflies in your stomach whenever he comes around?  Can you not stop thinking about him?"

Harry:  "Well, I've been obsessed with him this whole summer!  I mean, why won't he look at me?  That's all I want, for him to look at me!"

Dumbledore:  "Oh god, maybe he IS gay..."

In walks Mrs. Figg quite randomly.

Mrs Figg:  "Now, I have a simple question for all of you... Who here has ever had a gay thought?"

Umbridge:  *raises hand*

Guy in front left:  "Whhhhaaaa?"

Mrs. Figg:  "Now, don't be shy.  I want your honest answer.  Who here has had slightly gay thoughts about Dumbledore?"

*raises hands*

Dumbledore:  "...."

Will Harry be sentenced to NOT being allowed to go back to Hogwarts due to him being gay?  Did Mrs. Figg's tactics work?  Do we ever know why so many guys are gay over Dumbledore?  Do we ever WANT to know?

Find out in next week's RECAPS!

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