Fudge:  "And the ruling is-"

Woman in back:  "WAIT!  Did you get my hand raised, too?  I have gay thoughts about Dumbledore!"

Fudge:  "OMG YOU ARE ALL BARKING MAD!  Fine, fine!  Let's let gay Harry go back to Homosexual Hogwarts.  See what I care!  Sheesh!"

Harry:  "Ooooh snap!" *grins*

Harry:  "Didja see me get off, didja didja??!"

Dumbledore: *ignores*

Harry: "Dumbledore?"

Harry:  "Okay, now you're just being rude.  Dumbledoreeee?"

Harry:  "DUMBLEDOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"  *cries*

Soon...

Mad Eye:  "I'm Mad Eye Moody.... rawr!"

Harry:  "Huh.  I think that Mad Eye just like roared or something.  And why is Ginny right behind me?  She's kinda sketching me out.  Why is she so.... weird??"

Ginny:  "I CAN HEAR YOU believe it or not!"

Mad Eye:  "Look, a little puppy dog!  I can scare you!  RAWRRRRR!"

Sirius:  "Uh... woof."

Mad Eye:  "IS THAT A THREAT?!?! KILL THE DOG!  KILL THE DOG!"

Tonks:  "... You're retarded."

Mad Eye:  "What?  I was just RAWRING at this dog."

Dog:  *rolls eyes*

Dog goes into door.

Dog starts to transform.

Dog is human!

Yeah, like THAT wasn't obvious.  Honestly, for something sooo top secret, you would think that he would know better.  Pfft.

Harry:  "SIRIUS!  You forgot to lock the door!!!"

Harry:  "Uhhh... why the robe?"

Sirius:  "I can explain...."

Harry:  "OMG WAS DUMBLEDORE IN HERE?!?!"

Harry:  "And you thought IIIII was gay??"

Sirius:  *coughs*  "To change the subject, let me show you this photo.  Your mum and dad are in it!"

Harry:  "Really?  Oooo!"

Mad Eye: "Hey, a spider!  RAWRRRR!"

Sirius:  "Yeah, they are right there."

Harry:  "Er.... that's not them."

Sirius:  "Oh, pity.  I thought they were on here.  Never mind then."

Harry:  *cries*

Sirius:  "You know what you should do?"

Harry:  "What?"

Sirius:  "Get out of this little room and go see Hermione."

Harry:  *grins*

Harry:  "Hermioneeeee?  Heremioneeeeeeee?"

Voldemort:  "Oh, am I in this scene?"

Harry:  "No..."

Voldemort:  "Terribly sorry!  Must have slipped my mind.  I'll just be going now.  Hermione's on the train, by the way.  I would get to her before Ronald does."

Harry:  "Well, that was odd."

Harry:  "But hey, he was right!"

Hermione:  "RON, I SWEAR, IF YOU TOUCH MY LEG ONE MORE TIME...!"

Ron:  *grins*

Hermione:  "OH MY GOD, RON!  REALLY!"

Ron:  *grins again*