Okay, so wizards OBVIOUSLY don't care about the environment.  There is nooo way that that smoke is Earth Friendly!

Hermione:  "MALFOY, you too?? Lay off the butt!  Harry, why aren't you doing something about this?"

Harry:  "Okay."

Harry:  "YOU HAVE ARTIFICIALLY COLORED HAIR!"

Harry:  "Yo momma's so ugly, when she applied for the ugly contest they told her NO PROFESSIONALS!"

Harry: "Your breath smells of old socks and cheese!"

Harry:  "YOUR TOENAILS ARE-"

Hermione:  "He already left, sweetie."

Harry:  "Oh, right."

Cho:  "Oh, Harry, your taunts were amaaaazing!"

Hermione:  "Harry... who is she?"

Neville:  "Uh, Dude, Harry, why would you smile at that girl?  She's only trouble."

Hermione:  "Harry, you didn't answer my question!"

Harry: *distracted*:  "HOLY CRAP, RON!  YOUR HEAD IS HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ron:  "Shoot, I took the wrong 'enlarging' pill!  This wasn't meant for my head!"

Hermione:  "OMG I do NOT want to think about what you just said..."

Ron:  "Great, now I'm growing a little Harry head out of my neck.  Awesome."  *cries*

Well, that's not creepy....

Ron:  "I feel so detached from the rest of the group."

Harry:  "Shut up, big head."

Creature licks Harry's forehead.

Hmmm... that can'tttt feel good....

Luna:  "Oh, you got licked by it, too?"

Harry:  "Er,,,,, yes?"

Luna:  "That's cool."

Luna:  "And I can read the newspaper.  Wheeeee."

Neville:  "Wow I gotta go pee."

Harry:  "I wish I could.... I've been having problems with that all week."

Hermione:  *makes funny face*

See?  Isn't that ridiculously funny?  Chipmunk or beaver?  I just don't know!

Poor Harry really wants to go pee, though.  Poor guy.

Neville:  "Oops, I think I just went right now..."

Harry:  "I WISH I COULD DO THAT!"

Hermione:  "I think some of Neville's pee went over to my side of the bench.  Oh god."

Hermione:  "OH, AND IT SMELLS!"

Neville:  "Sorry, I don't think that was only pee..."

Harry:  "What is all chunky- feeling underneath my seat?"

Neville:  "Uhh... sorry..."

Luna:  "Ooh, look, it's the boy who lived!"

Harry:  "No, wrong person."

Ron:  "How does this new character get more lines than me??"

And now we cut to THIS scene.  My, my, what weird transitions.

Ron:  *from background*:  "SEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!"

Harry:  "So... why aren't you sitting next to me?"

Seamus:  "I don't want to catch the gay."

Harry:  "Oh."

Harry:  "Hermione, can you "catch" gay?"

Hermione:  "Hmmmmmm.... let me think...."

Hermione:  "Does my chin look bigger today?"

Harry:  "Were you using Ron's pills?"

Hermione:  "DARN!  Wrong body part!"

Harry:  "I know you want a bigger chest, but pills aren't the way to go.  Besides, you are perfectly fine already."

Hermione:  "But you like that Cho girl, and she's bigger than me!"  *cries*

Harry:  "Uh... no?"

McGonagall:  "Why am I always stuck sitting next to you?"

Snape:  "I... dunno.  It .... must be.... my charming... manners... "

McGonagall:  "And why do you talk so slowly??"

Snape:  "I.... dunno.  It.... must be... my..."

McGonagall:  "ARG!"