We start off the movie (after like 600 previews) of this warning.  Even if we aren't 13, it's not like we aren't going to be watching the movie because of "Fantasy Violence" and "Frightening Images."  Who is to say that these images are frightening?  I mean, I personally think Sesame Street is frightening, but is there a warning on that?  I don't think so.  And don't tell me Cookie Monster isn't a monster!!

We've seen this before.  It's that darn WB logo, and I bet $50 that we will zoom in on it.  Let's see if that happens...

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!

Now, where is my $50?

Yes, we KNOW what movie we're watching!  We've been waiting for this thing for like 2 years.  Or at least a year, I'm not really sure which.  Anyhow, I'm quite aware that this is Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix and not Sesame Street, The Sequel, because otherwise I would be running from the theater screaming my head off.

Hmm... did anybody else think that these were crop circles at first?  Why is *this* in the movie?  o.0

So we get to our first Squee! part of the movie, and we are only just past the opening credits!  You ask why this is a Squee! moment... well, this to me looks like the same exact field that Harry and Hermione walked upon while they were going to the World Quidditch Cup.  Yeah.

Mom:  "HEY, HEY KID!  GET OFF THERE!  YOU SHOULDN'T BE STANDING UP ON IT!  YOU'LL GET HURT, STUPID!"

Kid: "You aren't my mom..."

Mom:  "GET OFF RIGHT THIS SECOND!"

Mom:  "That's right, get off and hold mommy's hand."

Kid:  "I'm not your son..."

Mom:  "Son?  I only have a daughter..."

Girl in background with similar colored shirt:  "MOM!  NOT AGAIN!"

Harry:  *thinks*  Oh, if only *I* had a mom to confuse me with little girls who obviously don't look a thing like me.  *sighs*  And I miss Hermione!  =(

Harry:  "Perhaps if I keep looking down at my nose, something wonderful will happen..."

AHH!  Male strippers!  And one of them is Dudley!

Harry:  "Hey, wait a minute... I didn't ask for MALE strippers... PLEASE don't take your clothes off.  K, thnx."

Dudley:  "Oh yeah?  Well, who is going to stop us?"

Other male strippers: *giggle*

*insert dramatic pause*

We can now take notice of the lovely clouds in the background.  In fact, they look ridiculously fake.  They don't make clouds like that here in Virginia, I'll tell you that.  Hmm...

Dudley:  "Hey, Potter... if you don't want us to strip for you, then at least let us tease you about your obsession with your girlfriend."

Guy on the left: *sings songs from N'Sync*

Guy on the guy on the left's right:  "I'm boreddddd."

Harry:  "You... you know about her?"

Dudley:  "Yeah, always moaning in your sleep.  Who's Hermione, your girllllfriend?"

Guy on right:  "Man, I want me some Spaghetti O's."

Harry:  "Well, you already called her my girlfriend.  So it only seems logical that she is indeed my girlfriend.  However, since my girlfriend is having problems with an annoying redhead who won't leave her alone, and I'm having problem's with the redhead's younger sister, who is also a redhead, who likes me as well, this relationship with my girlfriend is very tricky.  Me and my girlfriend have to keep our relationship a secret."

Dudley:  "Dear god.  How many times did you use the world 'girlfriend?!'  I don't even think I can count that high!"

Guy on left:  *sticks out tongue*

Harry:  "DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY USE OF VOCABULARY!"

Dudley:  "Oh, and what are you going to do with THAT?  Make it rain on me?"

Boy in back:  *dies laughing*  "OMG ROFLCOPTER LMAO!"

Dudley:  "Uh... I was only joking..."

Boy in back:  "LAWL HE SAID 'JOKING!'"

Harry:  "I told you not to make me angry!  RAWR!"

And I just like to point out here that WOW Harry looks retarded.

Other boys:  *run away*

Harry: "Wow, my weird face must have scared them off..."

Dudley:  "But my face looks even dumber here."

Harry:  "Why are we looking upwards, anyway?  What exactly are we expecting to see?"

Has anybody ever notice the massive amount of trash flying around everywhere?  I mean, honestly!  You would think that this nice, tidy neighborhood would be, well, nice and TIDY.  Hmmpt.