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Mrs. Weasley:  "Let me close the door while making this funny face!"

Mrs. Weasley:  "Wow, they told me you were gay, boy, but dear god!  Your haircut is awful, that sweatshirt is sooo two years ago, and your glasses are horrible!"

Harry:  "Uh... thanks..."

Mrs. Weasley:  "As your only motherly figure in this whole movie, I would just like to say how positively warm your neck is."

Hary:  "Um... thanks..."

Mrs: Weasley:  "I'd also like you to notice that I am wearing some lovely deodorant!"

Harry:  "Um... right."

Mrs. Weasley:  "Now I will give you a motherly hug just to prove my previous point that 1) I am your only motherly figure in this whole movie, and 2) that I am indeed wearing some lovely deodorant."

Harry:  "Oh.... um.... okay.  Can I go see Hermione now?"

Mrs. Weasley:  *slaps Harry's head while making a funny face*

Harry:  "What was that for?!"

Mrs. Weasley: "I dunno, I just felt like it, I suppose.  Isn't that what mothers do?"

Harry:  "Uhhh... right.  Well, I'm going to go now..."

Mrs. Weasley:  "Since this is my only time on screen, I better take this chance to make another funny face."  *makes another funny face*

And you wonder where Ron got these faces from!

*cue in creepy skull*

Harry:  "What do you know, anotherrr creepy skull.  I'm pretty sure that this was a prop used in GoF.  I'm just going to walk up the stairs now...."

Kreacher (aka ugly house-elf):  "What are YOU looking at?"

Harry:  "Sorry, I didn't mean to stare..."

Kreacher:  "Well, you have deeply offended me from your rudeness.  Just because I am a midget doesn't mean that-"

Harry:  "Wait, I thought you were a house elf!"

Kreacher:  "A house elf?!?  Hellllo, I don't have the big ears, the pillow-case clothes, or have dirt all over my face."

Harry:  "... right."

Kreacher:  "LOOK, I'm a midget, darn it!  Now, go away and let me be at peace cleaning up this entire house!  GOD!"

*cue in floating arms*

Harry: *thinks* WHOA, floating arms!

*cue in girl*

Harry:  *prepares to be kissed*

Harry: *still is expecting a kiss*

Harry: *thinks* Crap, this isn't a kiss!  >.<

Hermione:  "Oh, Harry, I missed you so much!  Sorry about the hug, but I don't want to kiss someone who might be gay."

Ron: "Hey, believe it or not, I'm in this scene, too!"

Hermione:  "I love eyebrow acting!  Just look at them go!  But yes, I am soooo glad to see you!  Do you have ANY idea what it was like to be stuck up here for months with that redhead?"

Ron:  "Uh.... I have a name, you know."

Hermione: "Oh, Harry, I missssed you!"

Harry:  "Yes, I got that.  Which is why you are still hugging me.  Not that I mind..."

Hermione:  "Oh, I'm sorry.  Would you rather I just pat your shoulder?"

Harry:  "What what?  And not hug/kiss me??"  *looks horrified*

Hermione:  "Ooh, okay, well then.  We can a lot of kissing after your hearing!"

Harry: *feels very relieved*

Hermione:  "And you BETTER not be gay, because I don't want a gay boyfriend!!!"

Ron:  "Yup, I'm still in this scene.  Just not talking... as usual."

Harry:  "Look, I'm sorry about everything... It's just that I'm very confused right now."

Hermione: *cries, while making a very funny face*

Harry:  "Uh.. who is the loser in the stripped shirt?

Ron:  "Oh, of course.  Ignore the sidekick."

Ron:  "But the fact is, if you turn out to be gay, then I get the girl."

Hermione:  "Wait, what?"

Ron:  "It's what the movie producers want."

Harry:  "... crap."