Amos Diggory:  "WOO!!  My son died!  WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

Audience:  *claps*

Harry:  "Cedric, I am going to tell you ONE more time... DIE ALREADY!"

Cedric:  "Never!"

Amos Diggory:  "Oooh, he's not dead?"

DD:  "Harry, stand back, yo.  Let ME do it..."

DD:  "Ooh, Harry, I never realized how beautiful your eyes are."

Harry:  "What?!"

DD:  "Er, nothing!"  *whistles*

Fleur:  "WHY ISN'T ANYBODY PAYING MEEEE ATTENTION!?  And my nail broke!"  *throws a tantrum*

Hermione:  "Oh dear.  What's wrong with Harry?  I think DD is coming onto him..."

Ron:  *pouts*  "I wish DD would do that to ME!"

Hermione:  "..."

Ron:  "... never mind."

Amos Diggory:  "HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD YET?!"

Cedric:  "Like, I don't know.  Blame Voldie."

Cho:  "OMG, I AM SO UPSET!  Now I have to go out with Potter, and feel the wrath of Hermoine!  DARN IT!  I hate my life."

Seamus:  "I hate you."

Amos Diggory:  "Please, just make Cedric die already!"

DD:  "Psh.  Fo sho, yo."  *kills him*

Amos:  "Oh, geez, thanks!  Wait... I didn't buy him life insurance!  NOOOOOOOO!"

Neville:  "I have the feeling that there is a musical instrument stuck in my elephant-sized ears."

Girl:  "I have the feeling that Neville is pinching my bottom."  *shudders*

Soon:

Moody:  "Harry, guess what?"

*insert dramatic silence here*

Moody:  "I have a magical eye!"

Harry:  "... Do you really?"

Moody:  "And I also like to sniff my finger."

Harry:  "Ewww!"

Suddenly Dumbledore comes in and forces this liquid stuff into Moody's mouth, instantly killing him.

DD:  "Snape?  Which liquid potion was this?"

Snape:  "Let me see... 'Instant Killing Potion.'  OH CRAP!!   This wasn't the truth serum!"

Harry:  "No kidding, Sherlock."

Snape then tries to drink some himself.

DD:  "Hey, now, don't be all suicidal."

Snape:  "Oh!  Sorry."   *sighs*

REAL Moody:  "Don't be freaked out by my hand placement... I swear I'm not always like this!"

Group:  "We're sure..."

Later:

Harry:  "Well, Hermione, we didn't get to snog as much as I thought we would..."

Hermione:  "I KNOW!  Why does this keep happening to me!?!?!?"

Hermione:  "I bet somewhere, an insane author is trying to hook me up with a random Red-head, and is trying to hook YOU up with the random Red-head's sister.  But that would just be upsetting."

Harry:  "Totally."

Ron:  "I hate being ignored."

Harry:  "Er... did you hear something?"

Hermione:  "Nope."

Later:

DD:  "If you ever get lonely at Privet Drive, look me up."

Harry:  "EWWW!  You perve!  I like Hermione, remember?!"

DD:  "Oh well.  It was worth a try."  *strikes a model pose and leaves*

Hermione then receives a love note from Harry.

Dear Hermione,

Let's meet somewhere to snog.

Love, Harry

Hermione:  "Okay, so do you love me or not, Harry?  I am getting mixed signals."

Harry:  "WHAT?!  From who?!"

Hermione:  "Well, Ron keeps saying-"

Harry:  "Who is Ron?!"

Hermione:  "Er, you know.  That random kid who follows you everywhere."

Harry:  "Oh, right.  HIM."

Harry:  "Hermione, I love you, and I always have."

AWWW!!  Isn't Harry so cute?

Hermione:  "Fine, but tell the kid here to LEAVE US ALONE!"

Harry:  "I can't... we need him to appeal to the Red-heads of the world."

Hermione:  "Darn it."   >.<

Harry:  "But we can get rid of him after this movie ends, okay?  Then we can snog a lot!"

Hermione:  "Okay!  I'd like that."

Ron:  "WHAT ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT?!"

Hermione:  "Did you hear something?"

Harry:  "Nope."

Ron:  "STOP IGNORING ME!"

*~*The end*~*