NOTE: The idea for the caps were from HarryLovesHermione, which isn't being updated anymore.  Thanks, Kate, for the original ones! (Seen HERE)

Later.... again... And do take notice of the random white bird flying around :P

Harry:  "Look, I'm just going to grab that random white bird right out of the air!  I mean, if I can catch a Snitch, I can catch that bird.  It's just flying around!  It's driving me insane."  >.<

Ron:  "Uhh... don't look now, but there are some girls staring at us..."

. . .

Wow.  That girl in the middle looks pretty pissed right now... :/

Girl:  "I am so pissed!  Why are you trying to grab that innocent bird?"

Harry:  *nervous laugh*  "I suppose none of you will go out with me or Ron...?"

Girls:  "..."

Girls:  "Let's just go."

Blondey:  "But he's kinda cute!"

Other girl:  "Yeah, but a weirdo.  Who is obsessed with birds.  C'mon, now."

Ahhh!!!  Man in women's costume, man in woman's costume!!!!  =O

*hides*

!!!! AHHH!!  I do NOT need a close up of him/her right now!

Flash to this scene:

Hmmmm so.  We have Viktor in a tank top.  Hmmm...

Ron:  "Hey, he's kinda cute!"

Krum:  "Ahh!  Zombies at Hogvarts!  I must run!"  *grins*

Hermione:  *sighs*

Viktor:  "Vhat, Hermione?  You do not like the fact that there are zombie girls folloving me?"

Hermione:  "No, I simply do not like the fact that you seem to be enjoying this.  You could probably have any girl you want.  So why pick me?"

Ron:  *ish thinking suicidal thoughts.*  Nobody loves me!

Zombies:  "We wanttttt Krummmmmmmm!"

Krum (from side):  *giggles*

Ron:  "Hey, Harry!  That bird has come back!  Look out the window!"

Harry:  "Ron, shut it.  I have a feeling that a stalker teacher is behind us."

Hermione:  *thinks*  "Oh, I bet I would look pretty in THIS dress!  I love catalogs.  :D

Snape:  "I know you are wearing a wig, Mr. Weasley!  And I am going to prove it!  Maybe not now, but definitely later!"

Ron:  "Hey, this wig is real.  I mean, uh... this wig is.. uhhh... never mind...  OUCH!"

Hermione:  "Darn, they are sold out of the blue ones.  I guess I will have to go with pink... ewww."

So now a twin passes Ron a cute note.  Ummm... so it has 4 lines of text on it.  Count them

And now it obviously has 3 lines!  I wanna read the OTHER note!

Ron:  "Get a move on?  Good ones?  For what?  Wigs?  Oooh I see... I must go to the store and buy a better wig!

 

Ron:  "Oh, Hermione.  There are wigs in that catalog?  Cool!  Can I look? Pretty pretty please?"

Hermione:  "One sec.  I'm still trying to decide for a dress.  All they have left is pink!  I don't know if it is even worth going to if I have to wear pink."

Harry:  *snickers*

Hermione:  "What...?"

Harry:  "You in pink!!  Hahahahha!"

Snape's hand are about to grab Harry, but he thinks better of it.

 

Ron:  "So about those wigs.... I'm thinking a bowl cut one?  Kinda like this shape?"

Harry:  *thinks*  Idiot.

 

Angelina:  "Hey look!  Snape is reading Hermione's diary."

Snape:  *thinks*  I am soooo not going to be seen reading this!  I blend in like none other!  I am KING of the chameleons!

Snape:  *reads*  "And then Harry and I snogged until-"

Snape:  *thinks*  Wow.  Who knew all of the details about Harry's kissing styles?  I must read more of this diary in order to learn how to snog better!

Hermione:  "Professor... give me back my diary.  I'll tell Dumbledore about you reading my private things, and he'll give you a fo' shizzle lecture."

Snape:  "Darn that gangsta Dumbledore!"  *gives back*

 

Okay, watch this cool trick.  First, Hermione isn't here.  And Harry is ubersad.  Ron, on the other hand, is sniffing the air.

 

Now she suddenly appears and starts yelling at Ron for touching her catalog without her permission.  Harry is wondering how his girl got to be so aggressive.  And he likes it.  ;)

Snape:  *vows to get Ron's wig off once and for all!*