When did it get snowy?!

Huh.  What's wrong with Harry?

Harry:  "Boys and girls... The scene you are about to watch is extremely horrible and I advise you to just turn off the computer now in order to not see these recaps."

Cho:  "HELP ME!  MY FACE IS FROZEN!"

Harry:  "Um... okay."

Harry:  "Wanna dance?"

Cho:  "Why, because that would unfreeze my face?"

Harry:  "Umm... ooor to make Hermione jealous."

Cho:  "WHAT?!"

Harry:  "Nothing!"

Cue the Hermione Spy Owl across the screen.  Poor Hermione!  Just because she is going to the Yule Ball in an ugly pink dress while dancing with a total hunk doesn't mean that Harry has to be so mean!  =(

Cho looks down at Harry as he leaves again.

Cho:  *thinks*  I'll get you, my pretty, and your little Hermione too!"

Harry:  "What was that?"

Cho:  *thinks*  Darn, I said that out loud?

Harry:  "Excuse me?"

Harry feels really bad that he was dancing with Cho.

Harry:  "I feel really about dancing with Cho."

Soon...

Ron has just been kissed by Colin Creevey and is extremely freaked out.  As in, REALLY freaked out.  He can't move because of the weirdness!

Hermione:  "Let me get this straight.... you and Colin... kissed?!"

Ron:  "..."

Harry:  "SICK!"

Ron:  "Yeah, and it was disgusting!  Ahhh!  That little-"

Ginny:  "I'm sorry.  I know.  I've made out with him before, too.  In fact, I've made out with EVERYONE!  I am sooo cool, aren't I?"

Girl on left:  ". ...  GINNY HOW COULD YOU?!"

Twins:  "Hey Harry!  Look at us!  We look just like Hermione in the 3rd movie.  How about you go out with us?  Please?  I mean, look at our pink hoodies!  Please please please?"

Hey I have an idea... how about the Patil twins go out with the Weasley twins?

Later...

Ron:  "Oh.  My.  God.  I can't believe.  I honestly can't believe it..."

Ron:  "You spilled something on your shirt, Harry!  Seriously!  How careless can you get?"

Harry:  "Ooh!  Shoot!"

Ron:  "Great, just great Harry.  You are going to embarrass both of us with your stain."

Harry:  "Ron, I-"

Ron:  *holds back tears*

*insert dramatic scene here*

Harry:  "Ron, I'm sorry.  If I knew it would be like this..."

Ron:  *sniffs his armpit*

Twin 1:  "Ewww, Ron, what ARE you wearing?"

Ron:  "I knew it!  Harry, your stain is embarrassing us!"

Harry:  "I'm not sure that's why they are embarrassed..."

Ron:  "Well, it CAN'T be me!  I am just too devilishly handsome."

Twin 1:  *thinks*  I'm doomed.

Harry:  *grins stupidly at Ron's words and then ponders as to why he is smiling like this anyway.  Is it because the directors told him to?  Is it because Hermione is spying on him?*

Hermione:  *spies on Harry*

Twin 2:  "Hey, Granger is spying on us!"  *ish mad*

Harry:  "O rly?  Hey, she is!  Cool!  Hey, that pink dress DOES look sort of bad... but oh well.  She still is my girl, and I will stick with her through and through!  Even if she DOES wearing pink too much."

Twin 2:  "Excuseeee me?!"

Hermione is obviously feeling smug, because now she has successfully made Harry feel uberjealous and also has a hottie as a date.  Go Hermy!  See, girls?  Bookworms CAN be awesome!  AND get all of the guys ^_-