Hermione:  *thinks*  Dude.  This isn't good.  I thought he was cute before!  But now... oh geez.  Gosh darn it!

Hermione:  *thinks*  Ewww.  This is gross.  Seriously.  But I need to make Harry jealous... god, I must REALLY like him or something!  Oh God, Oh God!  I think I just threw up in my mouth a little!!!!  Stop touching my hand, perve!

Hermione:  *smiles and nods at Viktor*

Harry:  "Darn.  Why did the sight of Hermione and Viktor cause my eyes to be permanently shut?  Grrrr.  This is bad.  I can't open my eyes!  AHHHHH!"

Twin:  "Uh... is Harry okay...?  He keeps on bumping into people..."

Ron:  "Yeah, well sometimes he forgets that he is blinking and then thinks that he is blind.  I don't get it, really.  Must be some psychological problem."

Harry:  *opens eyes*  "You mean I'm NOT blind?  Oooh.....  Well then..."  *gives evil stare*

His date is taller than he is... Great planning, Harry.  Really.  Just wonderful.

McGonagall:  "Wow!  This is fun!"

Dumbledore (who is really Moody in disguise):  "I am so happy that I am with you, dear Minerva!"

McGonagall:  "What was that?"

Dumbledore:  "Uh.... fo' shizzle...?"

Fleur:  "Hey, hon.  Do you want to show ze little peoples at zis school how to make out?"

Roger Davis: "Uh... duh!"

Fleur:  "Good!  It's a kiss off."

*joins in the game*

Cat:  "Uh...  get off me, weirdo."

Ahh!  It's a great big mass of ugly fabric!

Hermione:  "I wanna join in the game, too!  I wanna, I wanna, I wanna!"

*has a fit*

Krum:  "Fine.  Ve can join."

Hermione:  "Yay!"

*all look on in freakyness*

Um... does that girl on the VERY far right look especially evil to you... or is it just me?

Ginny:  "I am a smug little girl, aren't I?"

Neville:  "Oh this is stupid.  I hate my life.  I really do."

Moody aka the Real Dumbledore is boozin' it up.  Good for him.  o_0  though we ALL know that it isn't alcohol, but is in fact... well... duh.

Hmmm... who is this weird guy being tossed around?  Certainly it is a student, because, you know.  Teachers wouldn't allow themselves to be put into this position.

Uh... okay, this is kinda sketchy.  He seems to be enjoying it...  Uhhh... awkward much?!

Hermione:  "Wahhh!  We didn't win the kissing contest!"

Viktor:  "Dude.  Ve didn't even enter, smart one."

Erm... the random girl in the background is in the process of biting off Hermione's nose.  Niceeeee.

Ron:  "Uh... what exactly is that evil girl doing to Hermione...?"

Harry:  *is depressed*  "Oh boo-hoo.  My love has been dancing with some kinda ugly Bulgarian guy for a couple of hours."   =(

Ron:  "Why does everyone ignore me?"  *puts on a frowny face*

Harry:  "Shoot.  My neck is stuck this way!  And Ron... you STILL smell bad!!!"

Twins:  "OMG WE DRESSED THE SAME AS EACH OTHER!!!!!!  AHHH!!  This makes us sad, too."

Twin:  "This is not good.  How DARE she dress like me?  I am most upset.  Can't you tell, Ron?"

Ron:  "I HATE BEING IGNORED!"

Twin:  "Hey!  I'm talking to YOU, stupid!"

Ron:  "Wahhhh to nobody loving me."

Hermione:  "Wheee!  That was fun!  Let's do it again!"

Krum:  "Okay, sweetums, but first we have to pose in front of Harry.  I vant to make him jealous."

Hermione:  "Hey, what a coincidence!  Me too!  Last one there is a rotten egg!!!!"

Hermione:  "KK, well let's make this look good!"  *closes eyes for a kiss*

Krum:  "Uh... sorry.  I am not legally allowed to kiss underage girls.  But... I will just hold your hand like this and pretend that I did, okay?"

Hermione:  "Oh, fine then.  If you must."

Hermione is now doing what we like to call the "Brag Dance."  It goes something like this:

"Yo, yo, yo!  Look at me!  I'm as happy as can be.  I am the ownage and you are not, so I'll shake my thang and be all hot!"  (  FYI:  this song is now trademarked by Mia)