Ooo... has anyone here have seen the movie War of the Worlds?  This is justtttt like those weird Tripod evil things.  Only, this one has people in it.  Huh.  Wonder if they got a discount on set equipment...?

Harry:  "Oh crap.  I don't want to take this drug stuff now... Why would I want to hallucinate?!?!  Just like I'm hallucinating this dude behind me.  This is creepy.  He has an elf hat on!  AHH!"

Announcer:  "Those who are ready, raise your hands and say 'BARF!'"

Three champions:  "BARF!"

Announcer:  "Er, Harry... you aren't actually supposed to barf..."

Harry:  "Oh... crap."

Harry:  "Oh, why can't I do anything right?"  *cries*

Mad Eye:  "Get a hold of yourself, mate.  You are bringing down the reputation of all of Hogwarts."

Hmm... water on the camera... that's a new one...

WAIT!  What is Mad Eye doing!?!!  IS HE PUSHING POOR HARRY INTO THE WATER!?!?!?!  Just because he was being a sissy doesn't mean that he deserves to drown!

Harry:  "Just because I was being a sissy doesn't mean that I deserve to--"

*splash*

Harry:  "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!  Oh wait... my hallucinations are kicking in.... so first it comes the gills..."

Harry:  "And now for the fins...  Wow.  These look KEWL!"

Harry:  *AHHCHOOO*  "Eww, gross.  I just sneezed all over my hands.  Now there is snot covering them.  Gross.  Oh well, anyhow... La la la."

Meanwhile..

Dean:  "LOL!!!!!  Harry just sneezed over himself."

Neville:  "What!  Shoot... I hope these hallucinations won't get worse..."

Harry:  "Whoa.  I see... pink elephants... and a candy cane, and... Ooo!  I see Hermione!"

And now he is swimming towards his hallucinations.  Wow.  This isn't looking too good, is it?   We shall have to wait and see what events will unfold...

Mad Eye:  "Speak like a teenage, for God's sake!  Never say the word "shall."  It's tacky and for old people!"

Mia:  "Er... sorry there... Uh... let's wait and see what events will unfold?"

Mad Eye:  "Better!  Please continue."

Ahem...

Harry:  "Weirdddddd.  Ron, Hermione, and Cho are all obviously dolls!  Why am I hallucinating THIS?!  Oh well.  Let's go and bite Ron's plastic face before rescuing Hermione."

Harry:  "EWWW!!!!!  He just blew bubbles at my face!!  YUCKKKKK!  Well, fine then.  I WON'T bite your face!"  >.<

Uh... is anyone else kindaaaa feeling disgusted at this image...?

Apparently Harry feels the same way about this scene.

Harry:  "Er... I guess I'll go and save plastic!Hermione now..."

Huh.  Where did that plastic girl on the end come from?  And at least the movie makers bothered to make Hermione real for this particular second.  I wish the same could be said for Cho... *sighs*

Cedric:  "Hey, man.  You have your own sick fantasies to deal with.  I'll stick with Cho.  You just get Hermione, okay?"

Harry begins to untie Hermione's foot when...

MERMAID ATTACK!! (er... if those ARE mermaids...)

Mermaid (?):  "YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO RESCUE HERMIONE!"

Harry:  "Why not?"

Mermaid:  "Because JKR doesn't want true love to happen!  She rather have you rescue Ron and have some thick headed Bulgarian be the hero to your Hermione.  It's what JKR wants, and it's what Voldemort wants.  Think about it.  If you rescued Hermione, then you would be so happy that you would go and defeat Voldemort quite easily.  He feeds off of unhappiness, you know."

Harry:  "Well, that sucks!"