Cedric:  "ZOMG!!  What do you bet I won?!  WOOOTS!"

Camera dude:  "I have a unibrow.  Cha."

Moody:  "I smell something... smelly..."

DD:  *yells at Cedic*  "Hey, fool!  U didn't win nothin'!"

And on another note... don't Harry and Hermione look so cute?  =)

Cedric:  "BUT I'M STILL THE HOTTEST!"

Boy next to him:  "Yah!  Take THAT, Harry!"

Cedric:  "..."

Camera dude:  "I am soooo drunk right now."

DD:  "U all iz morons."

Neville:  *bites lip*  "Please get this weirdo off my shoulder..."

Hermione:  "Oh, I'm scared!  Hold me!"

Harry:  "I am so masculine.  Just look at my face right now."

Hermione:  *puts on pathetic Woe is Me girl face*

Harry:  *puts on Macho!Harry look*

Ron:  "Hey!  I can't see!!!!!!  WAHHHHH!"

After hearing that Harry got uberloads of points...

Hermione:  "YAY!  Now I can pull my Shocked!Happy!Hermione face!!!"

Harry:  "Say whattttt?  Where am I?"

Hermione:  "I LOVE YOU HARRRRRRRY!  Let's make out!"

Harry:  "Wow, do you over act or what?  But okay."

Random girl in background:  "I hate you all."

*insert completely random and unnecessary Malfoy beating up a little kid here*

Seriously.  Why is this even ON here?!  Pointlesssssss

Hermione:  "Either we had been making out a long time, or my hair has magically dried..."

Hermione:  "I loveee my hair dry!  It's so... swingy!"

Harry:  *goes back to his old days and checks out Hermione's rear*

Barty:  "Top of the morning to you, Harry.  I am about to die, and I need to ask a favor."

Harry:  "Hmm?"

Barty:  "You see, I have had this weird feeling that there is a blue light following me everywhere, and I'm going to commit suicide."

Harry:  *from side*  "Uh huh.... Let me refer you to my friend, Mad Eye Moody."

Mad Eye:  "I have the weirdest feeling that someone is talking about me....  And that there are two girl heads blocking me.  Who ARE those people?!  This isn't very good camera work, I must say."

Mad Eye:  "Whatdoyouwant?!"

Whoa.  Scary much?  *shudders*

Barty:  "AHH!  I think I just threw up in my mouth a little... I better go kill myself now..."

Mad Eye:  "Well, there goes my self esteem.  I knew those self help classes wouldn't help!!"  *drowns himself in alcohol*

Harry Potter Fans:  "Oh, come on!  We ALL know that you aren't drinking alcohol!  It's OBVIOUSLY a potion!"

Later...

Hagrid:  "Gross!  I think dat I jus' step'd on somethin'..."  *giggles*

Harry:  "Er... that's not a something... it's the suicidal dude!  We better bury him..."

Barty:  "Uh.. believe it or not, I'm not really dead.  See?  I'm breathing!"

Harry:  "Yup.  He's dead."

Barty:  "No I'm not!"

Later...

Harry is... attacked by a killer bird!  AHH!

DD:  "Yo, Harry!  Hi, Harry! Hizzy some bugs ta eat! "

DD:  "But I have ta say, they might bizzle jus' a bit."

Mad Eye:  "What are you talking about, you old fart?!"

Mad Eye:  "Well, me and DD here have to go.  We have to molest this giant bird."

Harry:  "Uh... okayyyy...  Bye..."

So now Harry takes a handful of these bugs.  Yeah... Yummy...

Why doesn't Harry realize that bugs just AREN'T for eating?  I mean, LOOK at them!  Gross.

...

Huh.  Well, that's interesting.  MOVE YOUR HAND, HARRY!  Sheesh.

Harry:  "MY HAND!!!!  You bugs are going DOWN!"

Bugs:  "Bring it on, punk!"

After a long, bug-squashing battle, Harry finally has become victorious.  And he is now looking rather ridiculous in this position.  Very, VERY ridiculous... o_0