Harry:  "WHOA!  My face turned blue."  ^_^

What Harry doesn't realize is that this is Dumbledore's toilet.

Harry:  "Now my face is turning foggy!!!  AHHHHHHHH!  Oh well.  What IS that in this shimmering bowl?"

Harry:  "Hey wait... is that ME in there?!  But what is that spot on my nose...?"

What exactly did Dumbledore have to eat?!  lol

Harry:  "OMG!!!  It's a zit!"

Harry:  "Whoa.  How did I get here?  And why did I come through a toilet...?"

Harry:  "Oh.  My.  God.  And it looks like non-toilet Dumbledore is doing his 'business' right now... Holy crap.  Literally."

Okay, enough with the bad puns!

Toilet DD:  "I am going to summon a hand out of your chest."

Harry:  "Erm... alrighty then."

Harry:  "ZOMG!  That's amazing.  And painful.  Huh."

Dumbledore:  "Oo and it looks like I summoned up a little bald man in the back of you.  Oh well.  These things do happen."

Harry:  "Huh.  This hand smells like chicken."

DD:  "Well, it IS chicken."

Harry:  "Ooh.  Okay."

EWWW!!!!!  Check out that wart/mole on his face.  Gross.

Ugly dude:  "You killed my father.  Prepare to die."

Karkarroff (sp?): " Barty Crouch... I *am* your father."

Ugly dude (Barty):  "Well, prepare to die anyway.  Say hello to my little friend!"

Guy on left:  "Hey!  He's talking about me!  I'm his little friend!! Yay!"

Harry:  "I have this weird feeling that I've heard all of these lines somewhere else... like on well known movies.  Huh.  Funny how that works."

Karkarroff (sp?):  "Isn't it remarkable how much I look like Sirius in this particular pose?  But don't let the prison costume and dark hair fool you... I am really a different person.  I swear."

Harry:  "OMG!!!!  Hey, lookit!  It's hot guy!!!!  He was in my dreams." ^_^

Rita:  "OMG!!!!!!!!  I look the same as I do 20 years into the future.  Funny how these things turn out."

Barty Crouch Jr. (hottie!):  "... Uh... rather than explain my presense here, I'll just give you my model look."  *gives model look*

Guy behind him:  "Oh yeah.  Work it!"

Oh noes!  He got hit by the light!!  AHHHH!!!!!!  No, hottie, you can't die yet!!! =O

And he hits the books.... literally... hahhaha

STOP IT WITH THE PUNS!

Barty Senior:  "Oh my god, Moody killed the Hottie!"

Man in the back:  "You @#&$(@&$kj#!"

Okay, that was from South Park.  haha ^_-

Hottie:  "I'll get you, my pretty.  And your little dog, too!"

Barty:  "But I don't have a dog..."

Hottie:  "IT'S FROM A MOVIE, OKAY?!?!"

Barty:  "Oooh... okay."

Soon:

DD:  "Yo, homie!  You came outta the toilet I wuz crappin' in."

Harry:  "Ewwwww."

Harry:  "So what is this brown thing all over my face?  Oh wait... I don't want to know."

DD:  "Fo' sho'."  *leaves*

Harry:  *thinks*  "What a retard."

But before he leaves...  Harry takes a shrinking potion.

Harry:  "OOOO I'm short!"

DD:  "Wow, is my face normally this large?  I'm feelin' a bit like Hagrid... Big and ugly!"