DD:  "Harry, look hizzle!"

Harry:  "Dude, I thought you had just left in that previous scene...."

DD:  "Well, I'm back, yo!"

DD:  "There iz a sexy dawg in tha toilet!"

Hottie (AKA Crouch Jr.):  "This is embarrassing.  I am not happy.  Ooooo!  Is that a penny on the ground?!  Sweet!"  *picks it up*

Harry:  "Well, as interesting as this all is, at the risk of being subjected to even MORE bad camera angles, I think I am going to go now..."

*leaves*

And so Harry leaves DD.  Which probably wasn't the best move, because now DD is able to perform his... uh... mind extracting ritual?!  Creeeeeeepy much?!?!?!?!  Yikes.  I would not like to be left in a room with him.  Maybe he's extracting his gangsta talk out of himself?

DD:  "Yeah, rizzight!"

Well, it was worth a shot...

Harry suddenly sees something that he wished he didn't.

Harry:  "Er... Professor Snape...?"

Karkarroff (sp?):  "NO, THIS IS NOT SNAPE!!!  Why must I be confused with so many other people?!?!  I am NOT Sirius, nor am I Snape!!!  Just because we are dressed similarly and have the same kind of hair doesn't mean ANYTHING, okay?!?!?!?!?!!?  I HATE YOU ALL!!!"

Harry:  "Uh... well, it's just that you are such a minor character in the books that it makes the whole movie confusing."

Karkarroff (sp?):  *runs away crying*

Snape:  "Potter."

Harry:  "Snape."

Snape:  "I have to sneeze."

Harry:  "I don't care."

Snape:  "Say...  Have you heard of Severus's Salon Products?  All profits go to charity."

Harry:  "Really?"

Snape:  "Nah!  I need the money to get a nose job."

Harry:  "Oh..."

Snape:  "But we simply MUST do something about your hair!"

Harry:  "Look who's talking..."

Snape:  "I don't like your tone!"

Harry:  "Well, I don't like your nose."

Snape then climbs up a ladder (?!) to get Harry a hair product from his Salon.  The irony of it all.

Snape:  "What do you know!  My hair has turned into a mildly attractive bunny rabbit."

Snape:  "This bottle will provide the solution to your biggest problem."  *giggles like the Japanese Anime fan he is*

Harry:  "You mean it will kill Ron off so that crazy R/Hr people will finally shut up?"

Snape:  "No..."

Harry:  "Then it will make the costume designers on this movie have me wearing DIFFERENT shirts, rather than this ugly blue one that I've had for 2 years now?"

Snape:  "Uh... no... but it DOES make your hair silky and smooth!"

Harry:  "OMG!  I MUST HAVE IT!"

Snape:  "For the price of 16 Galleons, you CAN have it!"

Harry:  "That seems a bit overpriced."

Snape:  "But just think of how your hair will look!"

Harry:  "I will be even sexier!!!!!!!  Is that possible?"

Snape:  "Well, you won't be a Drake Bell, but you might come close."

Harry:  "I'll take it!"

*note: sorry about the Drake mention... I had to say it!* <3

Ooo hello, what's this?  A band?  Wow, this is like high school football games all over again... except for the fact that the tuba is completely messed up.  I bet my band teacher would be kinda pissed about this...

Mia's band teacher:  "OMG WHAT DID YOU DO TO IT?!?!?!?!?!?!  THAT IS NO WAY TO TREAT AN INSTRUMENT!!!  JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE RENTING IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN TREAT IT LIKE CRAP!"

Little boy on tuba:  *passes out*

*cue in random guy running across the field*

Uh....?

Girls:  "You put your left hand in, you put your left hand out, you put your left hand in, and you shake it all about!"

Gay guy:  "HAHAH!  This is fun!  HAHAHAHHAHA!"

Girls:  *do the Chicken Dance*  "I don't wanna be a chicken, I don't wanna be a duck, so I shake my butt!"

Gay guy:  "HAHAHHAHA!!!  THIS IS FUN!  HAHAHHAHA!"

Girls:  "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, shirt, so sexy it hurts..."

Gay guy:  "Okay, well this is even too gay for me."  *leaves*

Guy next to Malfoy:  "HEY LOOKIT!  It's a stick!  I am holding up a stick!  Wooo!  I am so happy!  I love teddy bears!  And rainbows!"

Guy next to guy next to Malfoy:  "While it may look like I'm bleeding from the forehead, it's really just red marker.  I swear."

Malfoy:  "You two are retarded!  Whee!"

Note:  why are the two old guys in the front..?  Isn't this not a safe policy for the other students at Hogwarts?  They could be... terrorists!!!

Harry:  "I feel like I'm being molested by Dumbledore..."

Little boy with instrument in front:  "I feel like I'm being molested by this instrument."

Why are there so many brass instruments?  Where are the GOOD instruments, like clarinets?!  Puh-lease.  ^_-

You know... it's not until you have paused nearly every seen in GOF that you have realized that half of the actors in this movie are sleeping.  Really.  It's sort of strange... Take this guy on the left.  He has been so overworked that now he's snoozing on the job.  And McGonagall?  That's not really her.  That's a manikin.  You can tell by the plastic appearance in her grin.  Scary.