WHOA!  Does that one boy in the front have a lemon for a head?!  WHAT?!?!!??!?!

Lemon-headed boy:  "I was born this way... don't mock me!"

Dad of Cedric:  "Hey, guess what?  I made a deal with Harry at the beginning of the year that you would be killed off so that I could have a better wardrobe.  Boy am I regretting that now... I still look like a dork!"

Viktor:  "Me bored."

Dad of Cedric:  "And look at my underarm stains!  Eww!"

Cedric:  "Stop it, dad.  You're embarrassing me."  *pouts*

Viktor:  "Me still bored."

Hermione:  "WOOOO!  Go Harry!"

Ron:  "STOP YELLING FOR HIM!"  *takes out his gun and points it*

Huh.  Who are those people holding up the Harry sign?  I have NEVER seen them.  I'm pretty sure that they are terrorists, too!  AHH!!!!

Hermione:  "Oh geez.  I think Harry just threw up..."

Ron:  "Lock-n-loaded!"

Blonde girl:  "I'm singgggging in the rain.  Just singgggging in the rain!"

Seamus:  *bites his nails*  "These nails are D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S  wooo!"

Harry: *thinks*  "Wow, I love Hermione.  She is so pretty when she is yelling at Ron to put the gun away."

Now these men (and the one random girl who is apparently riding piggy-back on that poor guy who is yelling at her to stop it) are obviously on something.  Seriously.  Why are they all punching their fists?  Is that supposed to be cool?  Because it's NOT.  It's retarded.  And quite gay.

And they guy in the middle is crowd surfing! =O

Wow.  Why are they so retarded?  *sighs*

Enough with the fist punching already!

It's no wonder that Fleur keeps on losing everything.  Look at her teacher!  Freakkkk much?

DD:  "Okay, listen up team.  Potter, you go long and tackle the defensive line.  Krum, you get number 34 and bring him down!  Cedric and Fleur... you two just look pretty, okay?"

Harry:  "Er.... this isn't football..."

DD:  "It isn't?  Oh, well then.  Just do whatever, then..."

Soon:

Cedric's Dad:  "Oh, I'll miss you when you die."

Cedric:  "It's okay.  Really.  I know that this scene is only here to show the audience how much you 'care' about me.  Quite pathetic of a scene, really."

Harry:  "Wow, that scene was VERY pathetic."

Moody:  "Dude, don't talk to me.  Haven't you done enough?!"

Filtch:  "I just touched the stick to the cannon and WHAM!  Smoke!  I didn't do nothin', you hear?!"

Moody:  "Hey, lookit!  I'm with stupid!"  *points*

DD:  "Hey, that's not kewl, fo'!"

*insert close-up of Harry's face*

What a hottie!  =)  Why did he have to go and get it cut for OoTP?!  Hmm?!

Cedric:  "Harry?  I think there's something moving out there..."

Harry:  "Oh, no, don't worry.  It's just Krum out to get his revenge on me for dating Hermione."

...

Whoa.  He looks a bit like a zombie.

*hides*

OMG!!!!!!!  ATTACK OF THE KILLER ZOMBIES!

Fleur:  "Hey, I'm not dead yet.  Stop screaming."

*gets up and runs away*

Fleur:  "See?  Told you!"

Oh, that's scary.  Boots.  Yeah... nice try, GOF people, but that just isn't going to cut it with today's society.

Okay, now THAT is scary!!  =O

WHOA!  Put the WAND DOWN and step AWAY from the hottie!

!  Ooo pretty!

OMG IS THAT THE KILLING CURSE?!?!?!!!?  WHAT?!  I must have missed this the first time.  Stop trying to kill him, you meanie!

*insert close up of Harry's butt*  hahhaha XD