Harry:  "So, I've been chewing on a sour drop, and now my face is swollen like this."

Hermione:  "Oh, why do you have to ruin a perfect moment?"

Hermione:  "I mean, can't you see that I had a horrible time last night?  It was awful."

Harry:  *grins*

Anyone else think that at any time, Harry is going to snog her?  Just look at that expression.  Seriously.  It's almost TOO cute... if that's possible.

Hermione:  "Uh... what are you staring at, Harry?  And why is it not me?"

Harry:  "I'm just thinking... what if I don't figure out the next task?"

Hermione:  "Look.  It's my job to tell you to worry.  You shouldn't do it yourself.  Can we try again?"

Harry:  "Ooh, I suppose so."

Hermione:  "Harry?  I'm scared for you..."

Harry:  "Hey, that wasn't any better than how I said it."

Hermione:  "Wait, yeah it was.  It gave the H/Hr shippers something to squee about."

Harry:  "... what?"

Hermione:  "Nothing!"

Harry suddenly leaves, and Hermione is upset.

Hermione *thinks*  I am upset.

Hermione:  *thinks*  Why can't he just stay put with me for more than two seconds?  What does he have to do that is so important?

Meanwhile..

Cedric:  "Hey, Harry!"

Harry:  "Yeah?"

Awww look at Hermione, spying on them!!  That's so... well, I was going to say cute, but it's more like she's worried that Cedric is going to give Harry Cho.  hahah He probably couldn't take the crying!

Cedric:  "Have you ever taken really long bubble baths before?"

Harry:  "Er... no..."

Cedric:  "Have you ever taken a golden egg with you in a shower?"

Harry:  "Er... no..."

Cedric:  "What?!  Are you joking?!"

Harry:  "Er... no..."

Cedric:  "Well, just do it, okay?  Use the big bath in the Prefect's room, don't get caught, and the password is 'Snapeishott.'"

Harry:  "Snape is hott?"

Cedric:  "No, Snapeishott.  And I got to go, so BYE!"  *skips off*

Harry:  "..."

Wow, he DOES look confused!  And for good reasons.  What weirdo would advise him to take BATH?  Seriously.  What good would that be?

Whoa.  Hold the phone.  What is this?  The BATH?  And Harry listened to Cedric?  It's obviously a trap.  Someone is going to see him...

!!!!  Yeah!  Someone like me!!!!!!  *insert fan girl screams here*

And, of course, he took his egg with him to the bath.  Maybe he'll wash it off?

Harry:  "Why hello there little egg.  Maybe if I stare at you long enough, you will see my sexiness and then tell me your secrets!"

Egg:  "Uh, no thanks, dude.  You see, I am also a dude.  And this dude doesn't like other dudes.  Get the picture?"

Anddd now Harry is staring at himself.  In a mirror.  Naked.  While in a bath.  Hmmm... no wonder this was rated PG-13....

Egg:  "Dude, seriously.  Get me out of here."

Myrtle:  "Oooh?  I see that you have no clothes on, Harry?"

AHHH!!! SHE IS IN A TOILET!!  I repeat, she is IN A TOILET!

Harry:  "Arg!!! Stay away from me! What would Hermione say?"

Egg:  "Dude, what would Mrs. Egg say back home?!  Don't touch me there!"

Harry:  "If you come any closer..."

Myrtle:  "What?  You will throw that egg on me?"

Egg:  "DUDE!!!!  If it means me getting off his lap, then YES!  THROW ME!"

Harry then puts it underwater and finds out that it sings.  Huh.  So much for a boy-ish egg.  It's actually a girl!

Egg:  "Uh... I can explain!"

Myrtle:  "Oooh this glass is see-through.  Harrrrry, I didn't know if you realized this, but you aren't wearing any clothes..."

Harry *from side*  "AHHH!!!  MYRTLE, GET AWAY!"