Cedric:  "Watch out, Harry!  Evil zombie with a wand behind you!!"

Harry:  "Where?!"

Cedric:  "Behind you, you idiot."

Harry:  "WHERE?!"

Cedric:  "Oh, for heaven's sake!"  *zaps the zombie*

Whoa!  Good job, Ceddy!  Look at the expression on Krum's face.  Sorta like how my brother looks after eating too many Cheetos.

OMG!  I think they killed him! =O

Krum:  *is dead*

Oh dear.  I don't think Hermione will be too happy....

Cedric:  "Um, do you think we should get him some help?"

Harry:  "Pshh, no.  Let's just leave him there."  *grins evilly*

Cedric:  "My hair!!!!  All of the hair spray that I use is sticking to this bush!"

Harry:  "Then just cut it off!  Here, I have some scissors."

Cedric:  "NEVER!!!  Go on without me!"

Cedric:  *falls over*  "My hairrrrrrrrr.  Really, Harry, leave me."

Harry:  "I already did."

*starts to run away*

Huh.  It seems like they forgot to finish this scene.  It's just so.... dark.  And no scenery.  Okay, who forgot to edit in the scenery!?

Cedric:  "No, you idiot!!  Come back!"

Harry:  "ZOMG!"

Harry now has a choice.  he could get the Cup.... or... save the Cedric.

It doesn't seem like much of a choice.  I mean, who else will be sacrificed to Voldemort if Cedric isn't there?

So Harry does the thing that the most noble would do, and saves Cedric so that Voldie can kill him off when they get to the graveyard.

Woot.

Look at Harry doing the Baywatch run!  hahahah XD

And so they grab onto the Cup?! 

It's like the ugliest thing I have ever seen.  Seriously.  Why would you EVER want to win this?!  Much less TOUCH it.  Ewww.  Is that mold growing on the sides?!?!?!?

Cedric:  "Hey, where are we?"

Harry:  "Voldie's graveyard.  You are about to be killed."

Cedric:  "O rly?"

Harry:  "Um, ya rly."

And so dies Cedric...

by THIS guy.  Is that a kitten that he's holding?  Awww <3

Ooh, no, that's actually just a wrinkly old man.  Huh.  What an odd twist.

And this is what bad skin looks like, kids!  So don't go out in the sun too much, because you'll end up like HIM.

L'Oréal... because he's worth it.   LOL

Peter:  "Master, is that you?!  Where have you been?!?!"

Voldie:  "I've been modeling for L'Oréal products.  Just look how sexy I am."

Peter:  "Indeed...."  o_0

Voldie:  "DON'T TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME!"

Peter:  "AH!!  Don't cut off my hand!" 

Voldie:  *cuts off his hand*

Mr. Malfoy:  "Hey, I thought I was L'Oréal's new model....  I mean... look at MY hair!"

Voldie:  "How could you do this?!  I specially ordered you to make me the ONLY model of L'Oréal products!  You fail at life!"

Guy in the background with the silly hat:  *giggles*

Voldie:  "It's time to teach you some manners!"

Peter:  "What are you going to do to me?"

Voldie:  "WET WILLY!"

Peter:  "AHHH!!!"

Guy in background:  *giggles*