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Karkarroff *(sp?):  *thinks to himself*  He sure does look hot in black.

Snape:  *thinks to himself*  Why is he looking at me like that?

Flitwick:  "Weooow! I am so drunk right now!"

Dumbledore:  *says in a snooty voice*  "And here we have a box.  Just an ordinary box, you know.  Yeah, I do like my boxes.  Box box box box box.  Aren't I pretty?"

. . .

Hermione:  "Ermmm... Harry?  Where are you looking?"

Harry  *is in a zombie like trance*

Moody:  "DARN!  That Potter is in a trance again!  AND it's going to be raining on their parade if this ceiling doesn't get fixed.... hahah get it?  Raining?  HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I am , like, da man!!  Mad Eye Moody in da House!!"

No one knows if he is fixing this, or if he just likes pretty colors.

*stare*

McGonagall has found love!

Dean:  "Dude, what's Mad Eye looking at?"

Unfortunately for Harry, Mad Eye seems to have his "eye" on him.

Ron:  "Harry, Mad Eye is looking at you."

Harry:  "How can you tell?"

Harry:  "Oooh.  That's how."

Ron:  "Kind of stalkerish..."

Dumbledore:  "Shoot!  I just crapped my robes!"

Mad Eye:  "Ewww.  BAD mental picture there."

Dumbledore:  "OMG!  I HOPE THAT THIS STAIN WON'T SHOW!"

Here is where Moody takes a swing from his flask, to which Harry jokes that it isn't pumpkin juice, and all the Harry Potter fans in the audience go, "Well, duh!"

Erm... what IS Barty Crouch Senior doing with his fingers?

He looks a bit possessed, no?  Seriously, I'm a bit freaked out.

Dumbledore:  "MISS GRAANNNGGEEERRR!!!  Are we still on for that mouth opening contest?  Beat this!"

Hermione: "Wow.  Anyone else think that Dumbledore is a loser?"

Seamus:  "A dork is more like it."

Harry:  "Oooookay.  Someone is about to sneeze on me..."  *ducks and hides*

Meet the Harry Potter fan girls!  We have, from left to right, Padma Patil, Parvati Patil, and Ginny Weasley.  They have one goal... to each date Harry Potter before the end of the series!

Side Note:  The twins don't exactly look like twins, do they?

Dumbledore:  *thinks*  Wow, I MUST be stoned!  Kinda like Mr. Weasley and Filtch.  I see blue fire!

My question... what are they DOING at this school?

Fleur tries to hold back her little sister, who was about to punch somebody due to wearing a horrid outfit.

"LEMME AT 'EM!  LEMME AT 'EM!"

Fleur, however, smiles politely.

Moody continues to stare at Harry...

...to which Harry gets freaked out again.