Okay, now who the heck wrote this script?  First off, poor Hermione isn't allowed to kiss Harry until, like, halfway through the movie.  Secondly, Harry here is actually saying "I love magic."  Could that line be ANY stupider?  I love magic???  C'mon!

They had to be diverse, you see.  Otherwise people might get mad and start suing Harry Potter for being racist.  *rolls eyes*

Mr. Weasleys:  "Well HELLO!  My, the weather is splendid!  And yes, I'm stoned!"

Draco:  "How did the Weasleys afford marijuana?

Mr. Malfoy:  "I don't know, but unless they fork it over I'll keep on making this face!"

Draco:  "Shouldn't we be making fun of Potter?"

Mr. Malfoy:  "Yeah, sure.  POTTER YOU ARE SOOOO... ummm..

Draco:  "Stupid?"

Mr. Malfoy:  "And you have a face like a potty!  Get it?  POTTY!"

Hermione:  "Harry, don't listen to him.  He doesn't have the vocabulary of a kumquat."

Harry:  "I know.

Ginny and Ron:  "STOP IGNORING US!  It's making us sad."

Harry:  "Now would be a nice time to snog."

Hermione:  "I agree."

Ginny:  "Talk to me!!!"  *cries*

*evil glare*

Mr. Malfoy:  "Look what I can do with my eyebrow!"

Hermione:  "Why do people always interrupt our snogging sessions?!"

Harry:  "I dunno, but it's really annoying.  Oh well, lemme just check out your bum as we walk to the game."

Hermione: "Okay."

Yup.  There Harry goes, checking out Hermione's bum.

Leprechaun:  "Pull my finger!"

Leprechaun:  "TOO LATE!  MWHAHHAHA"

Hermione:  "Ho, ho!  That's reallllly funny!  Say, Harry, why aren't we rooting for the same team?"

Harry:  "Beats me."

Hermione:  "Wanna see how wide my mouth goes?"

Harry:  "Okay."

Hermione:  "Either I'm overacting, or I am extremely excited about this!"

Harry:  "My mouth doesn't even come CLOSE to yours!"

Ginny:  "HELLO?!"

Ron:  "I look a bit like an Irish girl in this picture.  Or Swedish..."

Krum:  "Me Krum.  Me vant meat!  Me vant to rule vorld!"

Hermione *overacts again*  "MUST DATE HIM!"

Harry:  "Must defeat him in a tournament!"

Ron:  "Must photograph his biceps!"

Minister:  "Please don't tell me I'm the only one who can see this light.... I'm not mad, I say!"

*LATER*

Ahhh Weasley, haven't you learned your lesson about that stuff?  No means no!  Set an example for your kids!

Oh boy.  Here we go again.

!  *gasp!*  Did he just EAT the flame?!?!?  *stares*

*later AGAIN*

Hermione:  "Oh Harry!  Save me!"

Harry:  "From what?"

Hermione:  "Erm...."

Hermione:  "I dunno, anything, really.  Save me from Ron's expressions.  They are really odd, and are getting weirder by the second."

Harry:  "Sorry, but I just don't sense any danger."

Hermione:  "HARRY!  GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!  I DON'T CARE IF THERE IS NO REAL DANGER!  COME ON!!!!"

Harry:  "Touchy touchy.  Okay, I'll do it.  But only because I want to snog later."

Hermione:  "Understandable."

*Harry checks out butt again* 

The perve.