Erm.... a boat, maybe?  Or a pirate ship?  Pirates of the Caribbean all over again!!!  Ahhh!

Why did I even have to question it?  It IS a pirate ship!!  And the cannons are aimed towards Hogwarts.... Duck and Cover!

Filtch:  "Arrrg!  They are comin', mateys, for blood!  Run for ye life!"

. . .

Filtch:  "I am bein' serious.  Arrrggg!  They are jus' outside the castle door!  Arrrrggggg!"

Hermione:  "I don't see anything."

Harry:  "Nada."

Ron:  *sniffs Harry's hair*

Ginny:  "Whhhhaaaattttt?"

Filtch:  "Dumbledore.  The time has come.  I must leave and save my life.  I shall not return."

Weasley twin 1:  "Urg!  Nasty!  Are they hugging goodbye?"

Weasley twin 2:  "There is nothing funnier than men hugging.  I say we take pictures!"

Harry:  "Since when has friendly hugging included kissing?"

Hermione:  *daydreams*  Wonder what would happen if I just snog Harry now while everyone is watching Dumbledore and Filtch go at it...

Ginny:  "McGonagall isn't going to be too happy about this!"

Hmmm they kind of look like they are made from stone...

Bendy stone.  Is that possible?  Why do they moan and groan so much?

Harry:  "Oh, she isn't half as pretty as Hermione."

Ron:  "Ooooooh!  Is she looking at me?!  *dies*

Okay, honestly!  This is just wrong.  What will their parents think when they see this?

And we thought Harry was perverted, looking at Hermione's booty the whole time.  That camera man HAS to be the king of all things butt-related.

Ron:  "Whoa...."

Harry:  "Haven't you ever seen the rear of someone of the opposite gender before?"

Ron:  "No..."

Harry:  "WOW!  They ARE good looking!"

Ron:  *checks out Harry's rear*

Ginny:  "Oh why must I be so.... childish?"

Hermione: "Harry, this isn't going to be good for our relationship if all you do is stare at other women's rears."  *cries*

*is momentarily distracted by the flying blue... thing.*

The recaps will continue after a quick check to the doctor to make sure that I am not hallucinating...

Man... or woman?

*runs back to doctor*

Oooh sticky thingy!!

Krum:  "Me no have sticky thingy.  Me vant blood!  Death to Hogvarts!"

And why is Krum here, any way?  Coincidence much?  *rolls eyes*

Now if only Mr. Weasley had THAT!

In walks Karkarroff (sp?) and gives Dumbledore a backbreaking hug.  Geez, Dumbledore!  Two guys in ONE NIGHT?!?!

Filtch: *from the side*  "HOW COULD YOU?!"  *cries*

It was a dark and stormy night.... and that guy's boot just got really wet.  I bet he's pretty ticked off right now.