Oooh!  Who is THIS, now?  It can't be...

*Fan girl squee!*  OMG it's Krum!!

Uh oh.  Hermione is having mixed feelings.  On one hand, Krum is hott.  On the other, so is Harry...

Krum:  "Hey, pretty girl.  I'm strong and famous.  And I'm not going to die by an evil lord, either.  How about we hang out some time?"

Hermione:  "Well, see, I like someone else, but he is making me jealous by dating some other girl, so maybe I'll go out with you to make HIM jealous!  Wow!  I have a clever plan!  Sweet!"

At the announcement of the champions, Harry can't concentrate because Hermione's knees are right next to his head.  Seamus can't focus because... umm... well, apparently he's sleepy, so we'll just go with that.

Dumbledore *winces*  "Fire!  Yo, fizzle!  Why iz it pink?  Pink, iz, like, so un-kewl, get me homie?  I croak in Half Blood Prince, so why do I care wut is goin' on?  Why am I so incompetent, yo?  Where AM I, man??"

DD:  "Oh, hey man!  A paper!  Fo shizzle!  Wheee!  Talk, paper!" 

After announcing that Krum's name was on the paper, DD nearly strangles/smoothers him with his hand.  Poor Vicky =(

Harry:  "Huh.  Dumbledore sure is getting weird..."

Seamus:  "Hey, I'm awake!  Yeah, senile is a better word."

DD grabs another note. 

DD:  *reads*  "Albus, I have always loved you.  Please know that I am leaving you for Professor Snape.  Love always, Minerva."

DD:  "Oh, drat, yo!  That went in the wrong goblet, man!"

Fleur's name is called.  You can tell that the rest of her "friends" want to beat her up.  Look at the girl to her right.  Can you say "Fake Smile?"

Girl on very left: *thinks*  "Oh, you think you're so great.  I'll get you, my pretty!"

Well, they look happy for Cedric.  That's good.  Yay Hufflepuffs!  *giggles*

DD lifts up his arms, exposing the fact that he doesn't have deodorant on.  Gross.

And, by the way, here is what they win.  A trophy that says "Wiz."  Kinda like those bumper stickers that say "My kid is an honor student."  Right.  Well, this is sort of like the same thing.  Wiz?  Like Wiz Kid?  Talk about not having a life.  You know what?  Wiz can mean other things, rather than just "smart."  It can also mean going to the bathroom...  hahaha!  The Wiz trophy!!!

Even Snape wouldn't want to win that thing.

DD:  "Yo, man!  There goes that light again!  It burnz, yo!"

*insert random ugly dude*

*insert random Hagrid scene*

DD:  "HARRY!  YO, COME DOWN HERE AND LET ME BEAT YAH UP!"

Harry:  "Wait, what?"

Hermione: *whispers cutely in ear* "It's okay, Harry.  You can do it!"

Harry:  "Do what?"

Hermione:  "You know, beat everyone else in the Tri-Wizard championship.  And escape from Voldie at the end of the movie.  And totally snog me later!"

Harry:  "Promise?"

Hermione:  "Yeah, I promise.  Just go, before Dumbledore breaks out in more fo-shizzle language..."

Hermione: *grabs Harry's arm before letting him go.*

Awwww ^_^