Cedric:  "Uh... Uhh.... This isn't what it seems..."

Harry:  "I want one of those buttons.  Just give it to me already."

Cedric:  "Erm... okay..."

Harry:  "Look.  I've asked before, and I'll ask again.  Fork over one of those Anti-Potter buttons.  If you do not surrender one of them, there will be dire consequences."

Cedric:  ". . ."

Mad Eye:  *Peers evilly.*

Harry: "Huh.  I thought I just saw a freaky old man peering at me evilly.  Oh well.   La la la la."

Malfoy:  "Pppppotter!  Seeing ffreaky old men again?"

Harry:  "If you don't stop spitting on me with every stutter, than I will be forced to turn your finger into a very disturbing image that will frighten most children."

Malfoy:  *doesn't stop*

Mafloy:  "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Later-

Ron:  "You poopy butt!"

Harry:  "Yeah?  Well, you're a fart face!"

Ron:  "Well, if I puff my cheeks out, I can look like a gorilla!"

Seamus:  "Dude.  You all are weird.  You're disgracing us all."

Harry:  *thinks*  Well, at least I'm not RON'S sidekick!  ha!

Harry: *looks at camera*  "You viewers at home... If you thought that the finger scene was gruesome and Ron's and mine's taunts towards each other were childish, wait till you see this next scene.  It's both gruesome AND childish!"

. . .

Oooh looks like the Weasley twins are taking over Mr. Weasley's business!  YOU know what business...

Yup.  Remember:  Drugs are bad, mmkay?  So don't do drugs.

I'm personally freaked that they would even PUT this in a movie!  No wonder it was rated PG-13.

Later-

Hermione:  "Harry, is that you?"

Harry:  "Obviously.  I know you can see me.  We are, like, two inches apart."

Hermione:  "Harry, I'm scared for you."

Harry:  "Hey!  You're saying that I can't do it?!  Is that what you mean?!"

Hermione:  "Okay, fine, that's what Ron wanted me to tell you."

Harry:  "Pssh.  Figures."

Hermione:  "But I wanted to tell you something else."

Harry:  "O rly?  What?"

Hermione:  "It's something that I have wanted to tell you for a long time now."

Hermione:  "Ahhh hold on, sneeze coming on."  *sneezes*

Hermione:  "Where was I?  Oh yeah."

Harry:  *grins*

Was I the ONLY person who noticed this grin?!  He KNOWS what's going to happen!"