Hermione:  "I, I...."  *Snogs/Hugs Harry*

Harry:  *is very happy, even though Hermione didn't tell him what she was going to tell him in the first place*

Rita:  "OMG!!!!!!  LOOK HOW WIDE MY MOUTH CAN GO!  AND IS MY HARRY CHEATING ON SOME GIRL?!"

Man with camera:  *doesn't care*

Hermione:  "Shoot... they caught us!"

Harry:  "Who cares?  This is, like, the best!  Look where both of my hands are!!"

Hermione:  *detangles herself from Harry*  *and is very mad*

Rita:  "Harry, dwarling.  I thought we HAD something.  Are you telling me that all of the flirting we did was for nothing?"

Hermione:  "Harry.  Please explain yourself."

Harry:  "Uhh... I SWEAR I didn't flirt with her!  EVER!  And my owl Shameeka said that you and Krum were going out.  So YOU shouldn't be the one to inform me about cheating!"

Hermione:  "Darn.  I'm sorry, Harry, but you didn't ask me first.  Which was weird...."

Harry:  *shoots a mean glance at Krum*

Krum:  *is oblivious, but hot*

Rita:  "Oooh, goody!  A new play toy!"

Krum:  "Vhat are you talking about?  I am no play object of toy.  ME VANT FOOD!"

Hermione:  *shoots dirty look at Rita and Krum*

Harry:  *thinks*  HA!  That will show Krum for asking my girl before I could!

Hermione:  "Quick, Harry, let's go to the back and snog some more before you have to start the competition!"

Harry:  "Too late..."  *sighs*

Dumbledore:  "Yo, yo!  Dis competition will now start, fools!  All of yous who ain't in it, den GETTOUT!"

Hermione:  *cries and leaves*

*remember, folks.  This DD is really Moody, who is really Barty Crouch Jr.*

Rita:  "Bye, Viktor!"

Man with camera:  *doesn't care*

Fleur:  "Zhose hands, zhey are near me!  Get them away, s'il vous plaît!!:

Harry:  "Dude, speak English."

Barty:  *does an ancient tribal dance*

Fleur gets a bitty dragon to fight.  Awww.

Fleur:  "Well, zis is going to be easy."

*squashes dragon*

Cedric puts on a tough face and also defeats his baby dragon.  So does Krum.

Barty:  *is obviously happy*  Well.... erm... kinda a creepy happy, no?

Filtch:  *shoots off random cannon*

Barty:  *takes a bite out of Krum's arm*

Krum:  "Oww."

Harry has just found out that he is the only champion who has to defeat a REAL dragon.  =(   Poor Harry.

Harry looks up to make sure that his girl is sitting in the stands.  Which, of course, she is.