Hermione:  *thinks*  Duhhh I'm here.  Where else would I be?  They closed off the castle.

Neville:  "ZOMG!  I look like some kind of mutant animal with this hoodie on!"

Ron:  *sniffs that guy's hair*

Harry is kind of confused by Ron's sniffing, but is overall just glad that Hermione is there.

DD is happy that he is sitting next to McGonagall, because he is really Mad Eye who likes McGonagall.  Snape is also happy that he is by McGonagall, because he likes her, too.  Lots of romance going on here, right?

Harry:  *runs to egg in hopes of ending this stupid contest soon*

Ahhhh!!!!!  Harry has to defeat the BIG dragon!  Talk about not being fair.....  *feels bad for poor Harry*

Weasley twin on left:  "WHOA LOOK AT ME!  I AM KEWL!!  I AM DRINKING A SOFT DRINK THROUGH A STRAW!"

Weasley twin on right:  "Man.  I don't feel so good..."

Mad Eye:  "Why is Minera hanging out with DD so much?  WAIT, I'M DD!!!!!!  We switched!!!!  So now I'm Mad Eye?  WHAT IS GOING ONNNNN?  Oooh actually, I can have some fun with this... fo' shizzle!"

McGonagall:  "AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"  *clings to DD's beard

DD:  *thinks*  Yes.  Go right ahead.  Mwahhahaha

Hermione:  *ducks*

Ron:  *falls off chair*

Neville:  *giggles*

Weasley twins:  *Sell more drugs*

Harry:  "CRAP!  I'm stuck in this rock!  Now I'm going to be eaten!"

Karkarroff (sp?):  "Ha!  Now you and your almost perfect teeth will DIEEEE!"

Hermione:  "HARRY YOU IDIOT!  USE YOUR WAND!"

Ron:  "Dude.  She DOES have the biggest mouth!"

Hermione:  *is still screaming*

Ron:  *thinks*  Wonder if my mouth will ever get that big...?

In short, Harry yells at his wand to do magic.  It does, and he defeats the big, ugly dragon, whose name turned out to be Tabitha.  She was just trying to protect her egg!

Later...

All:  "WOOOOW!  Egg!"

Hey, where did those midgets in the portraits come from?!!??!  ahhh!

...  Umm...

Seamus:  "I am a wee leprechaun!  I am here to steal your pot-o-gold!"

Harry from side:  "That's not a pot-o-gold."

Seamus:  "Ooh... Didja know that I'm Irish?"

Harry opens up the egg.  And everyone starts screaming.  But not because of the egg...

Ron:  "Ummm..... this isn't what it looks like.... I wasn't going to shoot anybody..."

Ron:  *hides from the mob of people who are about to get back at him*

Harry:  "It's okay, peoples, I know how to handle this...Crowd disperse."

Harry:  "Your breath smells like old socks."

Ron:  "Your hair is GREASY!"

Harry:  "Your face closely resembles my uncle's!"

Ron:  "...  That was mean."

Harry:  "Yes, I know.  I'm sorry."

Ron:  "I'm sorry, too.  I shouldn't have spread that rumor that you sleep with rubber duckies..."

Harry:  "Oooh!  Well, no wonder people kept quacking at me..."

Hermione:  "Boys!"

Ginny:  *is drugged out*