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Say what?! Curious to know what these people are actually thinking? Well, Hp-stars has the answers!
By Mia:
Draco: "Well, you see, I just came from the orthodontist, and he said that I would be frozen in this position for twenty minutes. Several hours later, he came in and stole the jewel out of my ring. And I'm still in this position..." *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Ron (from the side): "Harry! What are you doing?!" Harry: "It's not what it looks like!" Hermione: "We are just, uh, well, you see... Uh..." Ron: "What?!" Harry: "We are just admiring the lovely... architecture. Hermione: "The what?!" Harry: "You know, the tent and it's... tent-lyness." Ron: "Oh, okay. I do that all the time." Hermione: "Freak." *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Ron: "Hermione, I was hoping that you would want to wear this coat as a symbol of us going out." Hermione: "I'm not going out with you." Harry: *thinks* You tell him! Ron: "But-but you got my love note, right?" Hermione: "I noticed that you had spelled my name wrong." Ron: "No I didn't! It's H-E-R-M-Y-O-K-N-E-E." Hermione: "Her-my-o-knee?" Harry: *thinks* Idiot. Ron: "Duh. Like, c'mon. It's obviously like that. Now put on this coat!" Hermione: "I would rather go out with Harry and put on that coat! It has maggots on it! And that orange would clash with my hair color!" Harry: "You want to go out with me? Okay! Tomorrow then?" Hermione: "Make it today." Ron: "What?" Hermione: "Freak." *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Thanks Valerie :) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~* More by me:
Emma: *sings* "I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love, love is going to leave me....." Suddenly breaks out in, "And I do my little turn on the catwalk/Yeah on the catwalk, on the catwalk..." Lyrics by Right Said Fred! hahah *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Dan: Emma, this is ridiculous. Let's just sneak out now and snog! Emma: We can't, there are too many people. Dan: Nobody will see us! I mean, look at Rupert! He's snoring! Emma: Dan, just because his eyes are closed and he is making loud noises doesn't mean- Dan: It's true! Look at him! Emma: Okay, fine, maybe you're right. First chance we get, we're sneakin' outta here! Rupert *thinks* Well about time... I've been pretending to be asleep for ages... *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I'm not really sure that this one needs a caption, but anyhow... Man eating Dan's head: I am eating your head! Cower in my wrath of pain and doom! Dan *says through clenched teeth* There are people watching us... Man eating Dan's head: Oh... uh... La de dum... *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man poking Emma: I'm poking your belly! Emma: ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?! Because I laugh in your face if you are! Dan: Hey.... that's not nice, evil man. Who ARE you, anyway? Rupert: I invited him. Dan: Why? Rupert: I thought it'd be cool if there was a person in this picture not wearing blue... Emma: Freak. Dan: Rupert, you idiot! Man poking Emma: Hey, I felt something kick! Emma *looks at Dan* Oooh, crap... *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Emma: "Yo, yo yo! What is UP, people?" Random audience member: "Are you going to sing?" Emma: "Umm, no. Random audience member: "Why not?" Emma: "I'm an actress, not a singer. And I'm here to turn on the Oxford Christmas lights." Random audience member: "So you are going to sing, then?" Emma: "Rupert, is that you?" Random audience member *aka Rupert*: "Maybe... Dan is with me too, though!" Emma *looking down at him*: "Rupert, that is that Lord of the Rings guy who plays Frodo." Rupert: "No it's not." Emma: "Yes it is." Rupert: "Nuh uh." Emma: "Freak." Rupert: "So when are you singing?" LOTR dude: "Why am I here?" Emma: "Rupert, LOTR dude, get out of here." Suddenly she looks at her arm, which is still in the air. Emma: "Darn. It's stuck up here. Stupid coat. I can't move in it!" Rupert: "Are you singing NOW?" Emma jumps off stage and punches him, arm still stuck due to coat. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Scene: Emma and ugly guy at the GOF after party. Emma: "Is it really necessary to be tutoring me now?" Ugly guy: "I AM your math tutor for when you are filming." Emma: "I know, but I'm not filming yet. It's only November, and we begin again in February." Ugly guy: "Oh.... want some apple juice?" Emma: "Is that what's in there?" Ugly guy: "Yup. So, if this glass is exactly 3 inches wide and 8 inches tall, how much apple juice would be able to fit in it if I combined it with sodium nitrate and-" Emma: "Shut up! Please! You're making me depressed. AND you're a freak."
Heyman: Look! In the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's- Dan: Oh, I dunno. It kinda looks like Paris Hilton gone rabid with fangs growing out of her- Emma: Dan, do shut up. You're embarrassing us all. Rupert: *sings like a drunken person in a bar* Oh where oh where has my little dog gone. Oh where oh where could it beeeeeeee?
Emma: "Ooh, I don't know about this... why are there people in umbrellas following us?!" Dan: "DARN! My lines washed off my hand!"
Ron: "What does the paper say?" Hermione *reads* "'Late last night, Hermione Granger was spotted sneaking into the girls' bathroom with Harry Potter on the second floor at Hogwarts. This bathroom has long been out of use. What WERE they doing?'" Ron: "Ooh, so they just NOW found out what we did in our second year when making the Polyjuice Potion? Pshhh." Harry: *thinks* No. Way. How did they find out about us last night?!
Emma: "And OMG THANKS, LIKE, SO MUCH FOR THE AWARD! It's, like, the best! I mean, I even got a manicure for this, like, event! See them? Aren't they, like, da bomb? I mean, wow! This is, like, so kewl! I can't wait to tell my mum that we won! Wait, like, what did we win? Line, please?"
Harmony's are HERE :) By Issy!
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